Shirley.
shirleyukant.bsky.social
Shirley.
@shirleyukant.bsky.social
Yes, I AM serious; but that doesn't mean we can't have a laugh.
Glad to hear it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Typo?
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Can't help you, I too am baffled. The best thing you can do is sit your hooman down in front of the fire with a good (non-political) book and a whisky (Or maybe a joint); get yourself on her knee and just chill. That's what I'm doing; forget about the #Trump beast for a while, if you can.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I see. And how's it pronounced?
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"400 Tons, sounds like a lot, but really it's not THAT much; it's very... compacted... I believe.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Tai Po" - is that a typo?
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wow, that's... that's really... something. The People's gain is Stand-up's loss.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump's not into infants... or new-borns... or foetuses or... credit where credit's due.
#Trump
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Elite of Manhattan thought he was a "thoroughly distasteful, common little oik, with zero charm or intelligence" -

Getty Museum spokesman.
#Trump
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It's about time a hero or two showed up. Long overdue.
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
He genuinely thinks that in a FAIR world this would all just go away - WHOOOSH - and he'd be celebrated 24/7 for his "Amazing achievements". "What a cruel, unfair world this is 😟 ", he muses.
#Trump
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Where would we be if things didn't happen? I dread to think.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Things *do* happen; he's right about that; it can't be denied. You look at History, look back at History, analyse it, and you'll see many things that have happened. Look at the Big Bang - that happened; and that started all the other things happening, which have happened throughout the Ages
#Trump
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I had a vision of Marj going to Dallas and being assassinated; and all the details were identical to Kennedy's assassination. The only thing missing was the *brain-splatter*: she just sort of fell bloodlessly and brainlessly asleep, beside Jackie. So, please #MTG - avoid Dallas.
#Trump
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
She'll be a better person if she survives this period of difficulty. And if she doesn't she'll make a lovely corpse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The exact same *spoilt little madam* face as Ms Habba-Dabba-Doo.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Something smells fishy". Ev'rything smells fishy.
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
That's exactly what I said!
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For the scriptwriters next move, they should have the World coming together as one and saying to the US: Lose this horrific clown, 25th Amend him, or we cut all ties with you; and do it NOW before he destroys us all... a cat can dream.
#Trump
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If it's not too much bother!
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I'm not a yank, but I find it heart-breaking. An entire political party and a third of the country have lost their minds :(
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Jesus hated figs; he was far from perfect; and I prefer Saviours that DON'T get captured and crucified. - #Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM