Shirley.
@shirleyukant.bsky.social
Yes, I AM serious; but that doesn't mean we can't have a laugh.
Much loved scouse deviant, Lee "Fish" Supper, was laid to rest in Liverpool yesterday, to the strains of Bach's "Sheep May Safely Graze". Some members of the Congregation (Mostly other abusers of sheep) sniggered.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Much loved scouse deviant, Lee "Fish" Supper, was laid to rest in Liverpool yesterday, to the strains of Bach's "Sheep May Safely Graze". Some members of the Congregation (Mostly other abusers of sheep) sniggered.
"400 Tons, sounds like a lot, but really it's not THAT much; it's very... compacted... I believe.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"400 Tons, sounds like a lot, but really it's not THAT much; it's very... compacted... I believe.
I spent my early years in Bobby Kennedy Jnr's head, and it was no fun. No fun at all. For a start: I'm a vegetarian; so havin' to survive on a diet of Bob's brain was misery (not least because each cell was usually stuffed to the wall with narcotic toxins/booze)
The stories I could tell...
#Trump
The stories I could tell...
#Trump
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I spent my early years in Bobby Kennedy Jnr's head, and it was no fun. No fun at all. For a start: I'm a vegetarian; so havin' to survive on a diet of Bob's brain was misery (not least because each cell was usually stuffed to the wall with narcotic toxins/booze)
The stories I could tell...
#Trump
The stories I could tell...
#Trump
The exact same *spoilt little madam* face as Ms Habba-Dabba-Doo.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The exact same *spoilt little madam* face as Ms Habba-Dabba-Doo.
Has #Trump promised Li'l Mikey a Pardon for obstructing Justice by refusing to swear in the 216th Congress member? Can someone ask him?
#TrumpEpstein #Trump #MikeJohnson
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October 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Has #Trump promised Li'l Mikey a Pardon for obstructing Justice by refusing to swear in the 216th Congress member? Can someone ask him?
#TrumpEpstein #Trump #MikeJohnson
#TrumpEpstein #Trump #MikeJohnson
MAKE ME MUTE, BITCH!
58 yo White guy lookin' for RED HOT COUPLING.
I speak for a living; day after day: speak speak speak; so I'm lookin' for a black bro, hung like a yak, that'll SHUT ME UP! Haha. But be advised: you're gonna need some serious dick-meat to shut this boy down! Oh yeah
#MikeJohnson
58 yo White guy lookin' for RED HOT COUPLING.
I speak for a living; day after day: speak speak speak; so I'm lookin' for a black bro, hung like a yak, that'll SHUT ME UP! Haha. But be advised: you're gonna need some serious dick-meat to shut this boy down! Oh yeah
#MikeJohnson
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
MAKE ME MUTE, BITCH!
58 yo White guy lookin' for RED HOT COUPLING.
I speak for a living; day after day: speak speak speak; so I'm lookin' for a black bro, hung like a yak, that'll SHUT ME UP! Haha. But be advised: you're gonna need some serious dick-meat to shut this boy down! Oh yeah
#MikeJohnson
58 yo White guy lookin' for RED HOT COUPLING.
I speak for a living; day after day: speak speak speak; so I'm lookin' for a black bro, hung like a yak, that'll SHUT ME UP! Haha. But be advised: you're gonna need some serious dick-meat to shut this boy down! Oh yeah
#MikeJohnson
September 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
🎵 If I'm laden at all I'm laden with sadness, that everybody's heart isn't filled with the gladness of love for one another.🎵
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September 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
🎵 If I'm laden at all I'm laden with sadness, that everybody's heart isn't filled with the gladness of love for one another.🎵
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I can't recommend it enough. Thunderbirds are GO! again, Haha - #CharlieKirk.
September 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I can't recommend it enough. Thunderbirds are GO! again, Haha - #CharlieKirk.
THUNDERBIRDS are... JOE!
Makers of wobbly-appendaged, expression-free, Astro-Puppets* in GLASGOW, don't want you to know about this GREAT new Joe Biden to Astro-Puppet conversion kit.
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What The Stars are saying:
I LOVE this - William Shatner
Makers of wobbly-appendaged, expression-free, Astro-Puppets* in GLASGOW, don't want you to know about this GREAT new Joe Biden to Astro-Puppet conversion kit.
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*Strings attached.
What The Stars are saying:
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September 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
THUNDERBIRDS are... JOE!
Makers of wobbly-appendaged, expression-free, Astro-Puppets* in GLASGOW, don't want you to know about this GREAT new Joe Biden to Astro-Puppet conversion kit.
Order NOW, while stocks last.
*Strings attached.
What The Stars are saying:
I LOVE this - William Shatner
Makers of wobbly-appendaged, expression-free, Astro-Puppets* in GLASGOW, don't want you to know about this GREAT new Joe Biden to Astro-Puppet conversion kit.
Order NOW, while stocks last.
*Strings attached.
What The Stars are saying:
I LOVE this - William Shatner
Think it couldn't happen in America, Donny? Think there isn't a noose somewhere with your name on it? Fake Noose?... think again honey-pie; Karma's comin'.
#Trump
#Trump
September 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Think it couldn't happen in America, Donny? Think there isn't a noose somewhere with your name on it? Fake Noose?... think again honey-pie; Karma's comin'.
#Trump
#Trump
Mickey's Little Johnson's being monitored; it'll be fine.
September 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Mickey's Little Johnson's being monitored; it'll be fine.
Wearing his trademark sickly smirk, Bezos uses his hand to try to cover the excrement being forced out of his new wife's guts by her midriff-crushing corset
"I told her to wear brown", he jests with his guests (none of whom he knows)
There are no reports of #Bezos shitting himself
#Trump
#JeffBezos
"I told her to wear brown", he jests with his guests (none of whom he knows)
There are no reports of #Bezos shitting himself
#Trump
#JeffBezos
July 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wearing his trademark sickly smirk, Bezos uses his hand to try to cover the excrement being forced out of his new wife's guts by her midriff-crushing corset
"I told her to wear brown", he jests with his guests (none of whom he knows)
There are no reports of #Bezos shitting himself
#Trump
#JeffBezos
"I told her to wear brown", he jests with his guests (none of whom he knows)
There are no reports of #Bezos shitting himself
#Trump
#JeffBezos
"I'd like to offer my Nobel Peace-Prize to President #Trump; seeing as it means so much to him. Then, with the Prize secured, he'll be able to make world-changing decisions based, not on what he thinks will impress The Swedish Nobel Committee, but on what's best for America." - #Obama
June 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🎵 A green plastic watering can,
For a fake Chinese cabbage scam...
Follow for full details (You'll be amazed!)
Devastating if true - Stephen Fry
Summon the Slovenian Ambassador to the WH TODAY and give him an ultimatum... TODAY
#TRUMP MUST DIVORCE AND DISOWN HER NOW!!
For a fake Chinese cabbage scam...
Follow for full details (You'll be amazed!)
Devastating if true - Stephen Fry
Summon the Slovenian Ambassador to the WH TODAY and give him an ultimatum... TODAY
#TRUMP MUST DIVORCE AND DISOWN HER NOW!!
June 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🎵 A green plastic watering can,
For a fake Chinese cabbage scam...
Follow for full details (You'll be amazed!)
Devastating if true - Stephen Fry
Summon the Slovenian Ambassador to the WH TODAY and give him an ultimatum... TODAY
#TRUMP MUST DIVORCE AND DISOWN HER NOW!!
For a fake Chinese cabbage scam...
Follow for full details (You'll be amazed!)
Devastating if true - Stephen Fry
Summon the Slovenian Ambassador to the WH TODAY and give him an ultimatum... TODAY
#TRUMP MUST DIVORCE AND DISOWN HER NOW!!
June 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
And you may find yourself living on a Shogun snack...
June 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
And you may find yourself living on a Shogun snack...
And I shall have some peas there...
June 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
And I shall have some peas there...
I've waited patiently 8 years to be awarded the Nobel Peace prize, I so richly deserve; you believe that? 8 years.
It's a total disgrace... I'll be honest with you: Melania (and others) are urging me to teach the snotty Swedes a lesson... So we'll see what happens.
#Trump
It's a total disgrace... I'll be honest with you: Melania (and others) are urging me to teach the snotty Swedes a lesson... So we'll see what happens.
#Trump
June 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've waited patiently 8 years to be awarded the Nobel Peace prize, I so richly deserve; you believe that? 8 years.
It's a total disgrace... I'll be honest with you: Melania (and others) are urging me to teach the snotty Swedes a lesson... So we'll see what happens.
#Trump
It's a total disgrace... I'll be honest with you: Melania (and others) are urging me to teach the snotty Swedes a lesson... So we'll see what happens.
#Trump
At least he's *sober* - 1 month now. A Day At A Time. Keep it up Pete; America's rootin' for you.
June 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
At least he's *sober* - 1 month now. A Day At A Time. Keep it up Pete; America's rootin' for you.