John Cougar Melonfarmer
@shinyfailure.bsky.social
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Exclusive Shaq flavor
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Exclusive Shaq flavor
We saw you at the cantina and we like your vibe
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We saw you at the cantina and we like your vibe
Time for JD Vance to move on to the next lonely widow
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Time for JD Vance to move on to the next lonely widow
I can’t explain the mental path I went down after seeing this, but it ended with me googling this cursed image
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I can’t explain the mental path I went down after seeing this, but it ended with me googling this cursed image
My dog would be right here on two pillows whether I’m here or not
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My dog would be right here on two pillows whether I’m here or not
At the La Brea “um actually it’s Asphalt not Tar ” Pits
October 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
At the La Brea “um actually it’s Asphalt not Tar ” Pits
I may have bought a vintage Members Only cafe racer jacket right after this episode in the hopes I’d someday fit in it
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I may have bought a vintage Members Only cafe racer jacket right after this episode in the hopes I’d someday fit in it
Pete Hegseth looks like Temu Christian Slater
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Pete Hegseth looks like Temu Christian Slater
Will we ever unravel the mystery of the time Cthulhu fought some guys in a boat and a horse that could walk on water
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Will we ever unravel the mystery of the time Cthulhu fought some guys in a boat and a horse that could walk on water
Solar panels installed on the cloudiest day in months. Timing!
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Solar panels installed on the cloudiest day in months. Timing!
I knocked together a chile verde on Saturday and it was ridiculous
September 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I knocked together a chile verde on Saturday and it was ridiculous
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
trump heading into an epstein sex party
September 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
trump heading into an epstein sex party
