@shimmerjim.bsky.social
Father of 3, big Kings and Giants fan. Love all animals especially my cats and dog. When not getting out in nature I love cooking and keeping up with current events.
This pumpkin reminding me of those old bitter beer face commercials.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This pumpkin reminding me of those old bitter beer face commercials.
Do evil people not know how to use punctuation in emails?
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Do evil people not know how to use punctuation in emails?
There’s no way he knows how to work those phones
BREAKING
President Trump has signed the legislation which will end the longest government shutdown in United States history.
President Trump has signed the legislation which will end the longest government shutdown in United States history.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There’s no way he knows how to work those phones
Thought Kevin Love was playing hockey for a second.
Fancy seeing you here, @jamiebenn14 👀
Credits to: @DallasStars
#DallasStars #NHL #HockeyLife #StarsNation #GoStars
Credits to: @DallasStars
#DallasStars #NHL #HockeyLife #StarsNation #GoStars
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Thought Kevin Love was playing hockey for a second.
They’re close with their costumes
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They’re close with their costumes
Institute salary caps and floors
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Institute salary caps and floors
23 years later and I still hate Scott Spiezio
28+ total bases, <=3 strikeouts, 1 postseason:
Davey Lopes (1978)
Rickey Henderson (1989)
Paul Molitor (1993)
Scott Spiezio (2002)
Todd Walker (2003)
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (2025) 🔥🔥🔥
Ernie Clement (2025) 🔥🔥🔥
Davey Lopes (1978)
Rickey Henderson (1989)
Paul Molitor (1993)
Scott Spiezio (2002)
Todd Walker (2003)
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (2025) 🔥🔥🔥
Ernie Clement (2025) 🔥🔥🔥
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
23 years later and I still hate Scott Spiezio
I completely thought the Darth Vader thing was AI. Really trying not to drink during the week but I think I need to have a beer in my quiet backyard this afternoon and zone out.
October 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I completely thought the Darth Vader thing was AI. Really trying not to drink during the week but I think I need to have a beer in my quiet backyard this afternoon and zone out.
Loved Thrilla’s Surfari!
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Loved Thrilla’s Surfari!
Stop trying to make Copilot happen!
a woman is wearing a santa hat and says it 's not going to happen
ALT: a woman is wearing a santa hat and says it 's not going to happen
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stop trying to make Copilot happen!
Is it though?
October 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Is it though?
Whiskeyleaks says what now?!
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Whiskeyleaks says what now?!
Another opportunity to use this GIF!
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Another opportunity to use this GIF!
I’m going to get on so many prescriptions and just watch the cash come flowing in. Easiest evergreen income ever.
Trump: "We're gonna be reducing the cost of medicines by 100%, 200%, 300%, 500% and even more than that."
October 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’m going to get on so many prescriptions and just watch the cash come flowing in. Easiest evergreen income ever.
What if it all ended with Trump just deciding to leave?
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What if it all ended with Trump just deciding to leave?
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This play handed me my dumbest fantasy football loss ever.
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This play handed me my dumbest fantasy football loss ever.
For anyone interested, mixing sriracha with honey mustard makes a near perfect dip for pretzels.
October 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
For anyone interested, mixing sriracha with honey mustard makes a near perfect dip for pretzels.
Mac really half assed his Two-Face costume
October 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mac really half assed his Two-Face costume
So many to choose from but I’ll go with: “This is where I come to cry.” ~ Milhouse Van Houten
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So many to choose from but I’ll go with: “This is where I come to cry.” ~ Milhouse Van Houten
Where was RFK on July 27?
After sawing off the sea lion’s head, the man put it in a zip-loc-style bag and drove away with it, authorities say.
Man cut head off dead sea lion on California beach, feds say. Reward offered
After sawing off the sea lion’s head, the man put it in a zip-loc-style bag and drove away with it, authorities say.
bit.ly
September 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Where was RFK on July 27?
I like saying brain here instead of concussion, plus it’s quicker to type.
The Colts ruled out CB Kenny Moore II (Achilles), WR Alec Pierce (brain) and RG Matt Goncalves (toe) for Sunday’s game against the Rams.
Three new starters will be on the field for Indy.
Three new starters will be on the field for Indy.
September 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I like saying brain here instead of concussion, plus it’s quicker to type.
Betting Nick Bosa is wishing he did what Shaw did. Good lord, they’re such giant clowns.
Gary Cohen wasn't sold on how the Cubs and Matt Shaw handled his absence to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial.
"I don't want to talk about any of the politics of it, but the thought of leaving your team in the middle of a race for any reason other than a family emergency, really strikes me as weird."
"I don't want to talk about any of the politics of it, but the thought of leaving your team in the middle of a race for any reason other than a family emergency, really strikes me as weird."
September 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Betting Nick Bosa is wishing he did what Shaw did. Good lord, they’re such giant clowns.
Not against this at all but why is this committee built like this? Owners shouldn’t be the majority here.
ABS has been approved for the Majors by a vote of the Joint Competition Committee, MLB announces.
The committee is comprised of six owners, four active players and one active umpire.
The committee is comprised of six owners, four active players and one active umpire.
September 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Not against this at all but why is this committee built like this? Owners shouldn’t be the majority here.
When will his base wake up to the fact that this isn’t how things are supposed to work? He’s just spitballing ideas and things he may or may not have actually heard.
Trump: There's a rumor and I don't know if it's so or not—that Cuba, they don't have tylenol because they don't have the money for tylenol, and they have virtually no autism
September 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
When will his base wake up to the fact that this isn’t how things are supposed to work? He’s just spitballing ideas and things he may or may not have actually heard.