I just caught myself saying
"It's ok. You can do things. You've done things before."
So, yeah. Send help.
I just caught myself saying
"It's ok. You can do things. You've done things before."
So, yeah. Send help.
Them: Oh! Let's go do XYZ??
Me: ...by existence
Them: Oh! Let's go do XYZ??
Me: ...by existence
here we go...☠️😵💫🤦♀️😵💫☠️
here we go...☠️😵💫🤦♀️😵💫☠️
*random fireworks our neighborhood*
Me: is that fireworks??!!?
Him: I don't know... do you want to go investigate?
Me: Sure, but if it's a nuclear bomb, just let me die.
Him: Yeah, got it.
...
It was just fireworks.
*random fireworks our neighborhood*
Me: is that fireworks??!!?
Him: I don't know... do you want to go investigate?
Me: Sure, but if it's a nuclear bomb, just let me die.
Him: Yeah, got it.
...
It was just fireworks.
*Editors note: your own body parts only*
*Editors note: your own body parts only*
This is the bad place.
This is the bad place.
20 minutes in, she said my house feels "so calm...like living in bubblewrap."
I said, "Yeah, I've been told that before. No kids, no dogs. Just cats and naps."
20 minutes in, she said my house feels "so calm...like living in bubblewrap."
I said, "Yeah, I've been told that before. No kids, no dogs. Just cats and naps."
I refuse to eat sushi, I'll never watch another Tarantino movie, and I can't stand the song Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver.
I refuse to eat sushi, I'll never watch another Tarantino movie, and I can't stand the song Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver.
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- character
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Announce yourselves, cowards!
Post 4 IRL photos that inspired your ACNH island...
Post 4 IRL photos that inspired your ACNH island...
♡ celebrity
♡ outfit
♡ song
♡ aesthetic
♡ celebrity
♡ outfit
♡ song
♡ aesthetic
What's your Friday night like? 😆
What's your Friday night like? 😆
Is scrolling worse than your own brain?
Is scrolling worse than your own brain?