Teresa SHHbabe
@shhbabe.bsky.social
IT worker, former NaNo ML, & writer, SHHbabe is a native New Yorker who clued in early on that everywhere else gets it a little wrong…including where she lives now
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Teresa SHHbabe
@shhbabe.bsky.social
· Feb 23
The best part of #WFH is kitty breaks. Stressed? Pet a cat. Cold? Snuggle your furry hot water bottle. Annoyed at coworkers? Tell the cat! She won’t care but then, neither do your human coworkers, and at least she’ll (pretend to) listen
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YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
Experibaking. First time I used the bread machine to make dough and then played with it after. Basic bread loaf + an attempt at cinnamon bread #BakingBread
July 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Experibaking. First time I used the bread machine to make dough and then played with it after. Basic bread loaf + an attempt at cinnamon bread #BakingBread
Dini making herself at home
June 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Dini making herself at home
Can we talk about the American reporter who was shot in the face with a rubber bullet by police, lost an eye, continued to deteriorate, and is dying from the wound?? RUBBER BULLETS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AIMED AT PEOPLE. tinyurl.com/3cvcj8pk
Australian reporter covering Los Angeles immigration protests hit by rubber bullet on live TV
Lauren Tomasi, a 9News correspondent, was reporting live when an officer behind her suddenly raised their firearm and fired a nonlethal round at close range.
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June 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can we talk about the American reporter who was shot in the face with a rubber bullet by police, lost an eye, continued to deteriorate, and is dying from the wound?? RUBBER BULLETS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AIMED AT PEOPLE. tinyurl.com/3cvcj8pk
Reposted by Teresa SHHbabe
Had the most GenX response to something that could’ve been spoopy.
June 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Had the most GenX response to something that could’ve been spoopy.
Orange cat camouflage
June 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Orange cat camouflage
“Wouldn’t you rather have a partner?”
This morning I changed 3 cat boxes, weeded my culvert on burst blisters from yesterday’s mow-fest, & took out the trash, all before breakfast or even caffeine. And I can honestly say, yes, it would be easier with a partner. But safer with a maid & a lawn service
This morning I changed 3 cat boxes, weeded my culvert on burst blisters from yesterday’s mow-fest, & took out the trash, all before breakfast or even caffeine. And I can honestly say, yes, it would be easier with a partner. But safer with a maid & a lawn service
June 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“Wouldn’t you rather have a partner?”
This morning I changed 3 cat boxes, weeded my culvert on burst blisters from yesterday’s mow-fest, & took out the trash, all before breakfast or even caffeine. And I can honestly say, yes, it would be easier with a partner. But safer with a maid & a lawn service
This morning I changed 3 cat boxes, weeded my culvert on burst blisters from yesterday’s mow-fest, & took out the trash, all before breakfast or even caffeine. And I can honestly say, yes, it would be easier with a partner. But safer with a maid & a lawn service
Giving It To Charity is a spicy charity anthology that follows one FMC through different stories told by 13 authors. It’s intended for an 18+ audience.
All proceeds from this project will go to The American Library Association.
a.co/d/aHUf08V #books #americanlibraryassociation
All proceeds from this project will go to The American Library Association.
a.co/d/aHUf08V #books #americanlibraryassociation
Giving It To Charity
Giving It To Charity - Kindle edition by Masen, Thea, Aurora, Maci, James, Savannah, Leon, Chelsey J., Marie, Minty, Song, Sirena, Best, Hera, Sage, Regina, Graves, Mary Elizabeth, Cockaday, Dakota. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Giving It To Charity.
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April 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Giving It To Charity is a spicy charity anthology that follows one FMC through different stories told by 13 authors. It’s intended for an 18+ audience.
All proceeds from this project will go to The American Library Association.
a.co/d/aHUf08V #books #americanlibraryassociation
All proceeds from this project will go to The American Library Association.
a.co/d/aHUf08V #books #americanlibraryassociation
Birthday lunch outfit. I’m celebrating entering my dragon years! #BirthdayGirl
March 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Birthday lunch outfit. I’m celebrating entering my dragon years! #BirthdayGirl
The Devil’s Panties crew observes my workday @jenniebreeden.thedevilspanties.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Devil’s Panties crew observes my workday @jenniebreeden.thedevilspanties.com
When you wander outside and the sky is doing amazing things
March 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you wander outside and the sky is doing amazing things
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World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
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February 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
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I'm not saying I lowkey think my house is haunted. Whenever I catch movement out of the corner of my eye, I make sure I know where both cats are. If it could have been them, it was. If not... maybe it's time to go visit the Bro & fam 😗 #BlameTheCat
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm not saying I lowkey think my house is haunted. Whenever I catch movement out of the corner of my eye, I make sure I know where both cats are. If it could have been them, it was. If not... maybe it's time to go visit the Bro & fam 😗 #BlameTheCat
TL;DR I think I got #GirlBoss -ed… and I think I liked it
During today’s weekly cross-team stand up mtg, the Scrum Master kind of shut me down hard, twice. Not a big deal, I thought, I’d definitely heard him be that, ahem, direct with another coworker in our team’s daily stand up. 1/3
During today’s weekly cross-team stand up mtg, the Scrum Master kind of shut me down hard, twice. Not a big deal, I thought, I’d definitely heard him be that, ahem, direct with another coworker in our team’s daily stand up. 1/3
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
TL;DR I think I got #GirlBoss -ed… and I think I liked it
During today’s weekly cross-team stand up mtg, the Scrum Master kind of shut me down hard, twice. Not a big deal, I thought, I’d definitely heard him be that, ahem, direct with another coworker in our team’s daily stand up. 1/3
During today’s weekly cross-team stand up mtg, the Scrum Master kind of shut me down hard, twice. Not a big deal, I thought, I’d definitely heard him be that, ahem, direct with another coworker in our team’s daily stand up. 1/3
From our daily team standup:
Bosslady: K (who shares a dad joke every morning in Teams) do you have a repository of all of your dad jokes?
K: Yeah it’s called a dad-a-base
K: *shares image of his mug with this saying on it*
I like this team! WorkLife
Bosslady: K (who shares a dad joke every morning in Teams) do you have a repository of all of your dad jokes?
K: Yeah it’s called a dad-a-base
K: *shares image of his mug with this saying on it*
I like this team! WorkLife
February 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
From our daily team standup:
Bosslady: K (who shares a dad joke every morning in Teams) do you have a repository of all of your dad jokes?
K: Yeah it’s called a dad-a-base
K: *shares image of his mug with this saying on it*
I like this team! WorkLife
Bosslady: K (who shares a dad joke every morning in Teams) do you have a repository of all of your dad jokes?
K: Yeah it’s called a dad-a-base
K: *shares image of his mug with this saying on it*
I like this team! WorkLife
Reps want to eliminate February as Black History Month? Ok! I’ve always felt that having the shortest month of the year be a “history” month showed no commitment to the task. I say claim March:
✔️ 31 days
✔️ No holidays schools are closed for, usually
✔️ 31 days
✔️ No holidays schools are closed for, usually
February 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reps want to eliminate February as Black History Month? Ok! I’ve always felt that having the shortest month of the year be a “history” month showed no commitment to the task. I say claim March:
✔️ 31 days
✔️ No holidays schools are closed for, usually
✔️ 31 days
✔️ No holidays schools are closed for, usually
Office Reno 2025:
I decided to swap my guest room and my office, mostly because the old guest room is warmer and it’s been freezing out, literally. Also the new location gives me more layout options because it has a solid wall (no breaks for windows or doors) 1/?
I decided to swap my guest room and my office, mostly because the old guest room is warmer and it’s been freezing out, literally. Also the new location gives me more layout options because it has a solid wall (no breaks for windows or doors) 1/?
February 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Office Reno 2025:
I decided to swap my guest room and my office, mostly because the old guest room is warmer and it’s been freezing out, literally. Also the new location gives me more layout options because it has a solid wall (no breaks for windows or doors) 1/?
I decided to swap my guest room and my office, mostly because the old guest room is warmer and it’s been freezing out, literally. Also the new location gives me more layout options because it has a solid wall (no breaks for windows or doors) 1/?
The best part of #WFH is kitty breaks. Stressed? Pet a cat. Cold? Snuggle your furry hot water bottle. Annoyed at coworkers? Tell the cat! She won’t care but then, neither do your human coworkers, and at least she’ll (pretend to) listen
February 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The best part of #WFH is kitty breaks. Stressed? Pet a cat. Cold? Snuggle your furry hot water bottle. Annoyed at coworkers? Tell the cat! She won’t care but then, neither do your human coworkers, and at least she’ll (pretend to) listen
Four years ago today my primary reproductive organ ended up in a medical waste bucket. Happy surviving surgery day to me!
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Four years ago today my primary reproductive organ ended up in a medical waste bucket. Happy surviving surgery day to me!
It is time to honor one of my favorite #BlackFriday traditions: having pie for breakfast while warm and cozy at home #NotShopping
November 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
It is time to honor one of my favorite #BlackFriday traditions: having pie for breakfast while warm and cozy at home #NotShopping