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Sheriff Cranky
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Anyway this is what I had for lunch: Sichuan shanjiao beef noodles. Spicy and yum 10/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you would to make me eat even weirder stuff when the next update drops, join the Corporate Clash discord: discord.gg/corporateclash
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Orange soda: Local brand, refreshing as always. 10/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Discord wanted jellybeans but I couldn't find any in the supermarket so here's something even better:

Gumball Machine: I don't care for gumballs 3/10 but the machine is top-tier 10/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Duck Confit (because I'm a duck, get it): I think it's fine on its own, but the container does kill the mood a little bit. 7/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BBQ Beef Poke Bowl: not the most exciting thing ever (I like fish more) but it's decent! 7/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cheeseburger: run-of-the-mill but a notch about McDonald's for sure. 7/10
Curly Fries: Somehow still crunchy even after a 30-minute ride! 8/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Now onto the real food: Tex-mex pizza. Surprisingly nice, even if it's just fast food pizza. But it's still only a fast-food pizza. 5/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As a clarification, it's not actually real-time, but rather it refreshes as you load in and out of the Panel.

We're making performance improvements and current Laff is the value that changes the most often, therefore it would reduce the network chatter if it didn't need to be real-time.
February 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Max Laff will stay, and your Discord RPC (if you have it on) will still display your current Laff in real time.
February 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just to clarify, the Toon clothing updates are still coming!
December 1, 2024 at 10:18 AM