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Sheriff Cranky
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This is the weirdest compliment I've ever gotten on the Clash YouTube channel
June 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Anyway this is what I had for lunch: Sichuan shanjiao beef noodles. Spicy and yum 10/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Orange soda: Local brand, refreshing as always. 10/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Discord wanted jellybeans but I couldn't find any in the supermarket so here's something even better:

Gumball Machine: I don't care for gumballs 3/10 but the machine is top-tier 10/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Duck Confit (because I'm a duck, get it): I think it's fine on its own, but the container does kill the mood a little bit. 7/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BBQ Beef Poke Bowl: not the most exciting thing ever (I like fish more) but it's decent! 7/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cheeseburger: run-of-the-mill but a notch about McDonald's for sure. 7/10
Curly Fries: Somehow still crunchy even after a 30-minute ride! 8/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Now onto the real food: Tex-mex pizza. Surprisingly nice, even if it's just fast food pizza. But it's still only a fast-food pizza. 5/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is what happens when you let @corporateclash.net Discord members dictate what you should have for dinner during the v1.11 downtime...

A glass jar of sausages.

It's so. weirdly. soft.

I hate this 2/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Working on some improvements to the Toon Panel on @corporateclash.net . Do you use the real-time Laff at all? Would you be upset if we a) changed the value to update every few minutes, or b) removed entirely?
February 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
im sorry what
July 1, 2024 at 10:36 AM
this is what maximum efficiency looks like (it's ok my adhd brain can handle it)
June 6, 2024 at 11:34 AM