Sheriff Cranky
@sheriffcranky.bsky.social
This is the weirdest compliment I've ever gotten on the Clash YouTube channel
June 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is the weirdest compliment I've ever gotten on the Clash YouTube channel
This is what happens when you let @corporateclash.net Discord members dictate what you should have for dinner during the v1.11 downtime...
A glass jar of sausages.
It's so. weirdly. soft.
I hate this 2/10
A glass jar of sausages.
It's so. weirdly. soft.
I hate this 2/10
April 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is what happens when you let @corporateclash.net Discord members dictate what you should have for dinner during the v1.11 downtime...
A glass jar of sausages.
It's so. weirdly. soft.
I hate this 2/10
A glass jar of sausages.
It's so. weirdly. soft.
I hate this 2/10
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Hi Toons! Did you know we're on many of your favorite social media networks?
Follow us over there and spread the word!
Follow us over there and spread the word!
March 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Working on some improvements to the Toon Panel on @corporateclash.net . Do you use the real-time Laff at all? Would you be upset if we a) changed the value to update every few minutes, or b) removed entirely?
February 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Working on some improvements to the Toon Panel on @corporateclash.net . Do you use the real-time Laff at all? Would you be upset if we a) changed the value to update every few minutes, or b) removed entirely?
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Do you like writing stories or comic scripts? Our writing team is looking for new Community Writers to join the team!
Apply now: https://corporateclash.net/help/apply
Apply now: https://corporateclash.net/help/apply
December 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Do you like writing stories or comic scripts? Our writing team is looking for new Community Writers to join the team!
Apply now: https://corporateclash.net/help/apply
Apply now: https://corporateclash.net/help/apply
We're still here, and we're still cooking!
It's been A Year for us. And there's a lot of internal changes, but we are for sure a better organization than 1 year ago. Here's to a great 2025!
It's been A Year for us. And there's a lot of internal changes, but we are for sure a better organization than 1 year ago. Here's to a great 2025!
It's time for another Backstage Corporate Clash! What has the Corporate Clash Team been up to in 2024, and what's coming in the new year? Read this blog post to find out!
https://corporateclash.net/news/article/164
https://corporateclash.net/news/article/164
November 30, 2024 at 10:49 PM
We're still here, and we're still cooking!
It's been A Year for us. And there's a lot of internal changes, but we are for sure a better organization than 1 year ago. Here's to a great 2025!
It's been A Year for us. And there's a lot of internal changes, but we are for sure a better organization than 1 year ago. Here's to a great 2025!
esports in toontown real?
How many Fish Bingo Cards can you and 3 friends go through in 10 minutes? Our Partners are about to find out...
Catch them on streams fishing for glory at 5 PM EST Saturday the 23rd!
Catch them on streams fishing for glory at 5 PM EST Saturday the 23rd!
November 22, 2024 at 11:30 PM
esports in toontown real?
instead of April Toons I think we should just have Dave cube found footage arg
October 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
instead of April Toons I think we should just have Dave cube found footage arg
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EllyKat, one of our Partner Program members, will be hosting a Q&A session on October 30th at 7PM EST with our Game Design Director, Tripoverocks, on our beloved Pacesetter fight!
Catch her on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/aka_ellykat
Catch her on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/aka_ellykat
October 22, 2024 at 9:24 PM
EllyKat, one of our Partner Program members, will be hosting a Q&A session on October 30th at 7PM EST with our Game Design Director, Tripoverocks, on our beloved Pacesetter fight!
Catch her on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/aka_ellykat
Catch her on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/aka_ellykat
Let me be clear: It might take us a while, but we're still very invested in keeping up with our holidays! Halloween is not going away, and you will still be able to get your favorite Halloween cosmetics next year.
(btw, somebody has already correctly sniffed out the clues 👀)
(btw, somebody has already correctly sniffed out the clues 👀)
It’s Elphabat and Hexidecimal’s last Halloween Haunt (for now) - read this blog post on where they're going next!
Read now: https://corporateclash.net/news/article/163
Read now: https://corporateclash.net/news/article/163
October 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Let me be clear: It might take us a while, but we're still very invested in keeping up with our holidays! Halloween is not going away, and you will still be able to get your favorite Halloween cosmetics next year.
(btw, somebody has already correctly sniffed out the clues 👀)
(btw, somebody has already correctly sniffed out the clues 👀)
this may be the dumbest thing weve done so far
October 10, 2024 at 7:46 PM
this may be the dumbest thing weve done so far
for the record: elephant trunks are not acceptable at moe zart's classes either
The mighty Doodragons deserve a mighty roar to match their strength, doo they not?
September 10, 2024 at 8:17 PM
for the record: elephant trunks are not acceptable at moe zart's classes either
corporate clash is
August 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
corporate clash is
We are halfway through our #MakeshipPride campaign and have already sold 1,800 plushies! So close until the 2,000 goal 🥅
Get yours now before they're gone forever: clash.lol/MakeshipPride
Get yours now before they're gone forever: clash.lol/MakeshipPride
The Firestarter and Pacesetter Makeship Pride Campaign Begins Now! | Toontown: Corporate Clash
We've once again partnered up with Makeship, this time to transform the beloved dynamite duo of Graham Ness Payser (The Pacesetter) and Flint Bonpyre (The Firestarter) into two huggable and lovable pl...
clash.lol
June 18, 2024 at 12:21 AM
We are halfway through our #MakeshipPride campaign and have already sold 1,800 plushies! So close until the 2,000 goal 🥅
Get yours now before they're gone forever: clash.lol/MakeshipPride
Get yours now before they're gone forever: clash.lol/MakeshipPride
this is what maximum efficiency looks like (it's ok my adhd brain can handle it)
June 6, 2024 at 11:34 AM
this is what maximum efficiency looks like (it's ok my adhd brain can handle it)
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Always be on your toes, you never know when disaster will strike.
April 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Always be on your toes, you never know when disaster will strike.
A week ago, @corporateclash.net had a security incident. On behalf of the entire Crew, we're very sorry we let the issue slip. This is my writeup on why I think Datadog needs to fix the footgun that made the incident possible:
sheriffcranky.substack.com/p/datadog-ha...
sheriffcranky.substack.com/p/datadog-ha...
Datadog has a security footgun
Bad API design leads to field day for domain-snatching data siphons
sheriffcranky.substack.com
April 9, 2024 at 4:21 PM
A week ago, @corporateclash.net had a security incident. On behalf of the entire Crew, we're very sorry we let the issue slip. This is my writeup on why I think Datadog needs to fix the footgun that made the incident possible:
sheriffcranky.substack.com/p/datadog-ha...
sheriffcranky.substack.com/p/datadog-ha...
there is no concept of gender in toontown therefore all toons are trans change my mind
Celebrate International Transgender Day of Visibility with the residents of Toontown, like Rain, Scout, Mac and Winn! Grab your set of Trans Pride Cape and Bow using the code "TransPride"!
March 31, 2024 at 6:09 PM
there is no concept of gender in toontown therefore all toons are trans change my mind
They marching
URGENT: More Boardbots have come out of the woodwork, and have taken over the ENTIRETY of Toontown! Until the 1.7 "Director's Cuts" update launches on March 8th at 2PM EST, ALL of Toontown is swamped with Boardbots! Toons of the world, can we count on YOU to push them back?
March 8, 2024 at 12:34 AM
They marching
Will everybody please pay attention to Styx who holds the phone like that
Styx, the "owner" of Mozzerella Styx Pizzeria, is making a pizza... for the first time?
Got no fingers in the pie #corporateclash #shorts
Styx, the "owner" of Mozzerella Styx Pizzeria, is making a pizza... for the first time?
www.youtube.com
February 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Will everybody please pay attention to Styx who holds the phone like that
Hello Bluesky! To start us off, here's an article I wrote last year about why non-profit MMOs like @corporateclash.net make sense:
Non-profit MMOs Do Make Sense
Or, why I'm not making an original MMO
sheriffcranky.substack.com
February 18, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Hello Bluesky! To start us off, here's an article I wrote last year about why non-profit MMOs like @corporateclash.net make sense:
It's happening
"Department audit is underway. The Chairman has an action plan."
February 16th, 2024.
February 16th, 2024.
February 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
It's happening
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Good morning Bluesky! We've just made the jump over and wanted to say hi!
We are a free-to-play reimagination of the defunct Disney MMORPG Toontown Online, adding QoL features and new expansions.
Follow us for regular updates on what's new in the Tooniverse!
We are a free-to-play reimagination of the defunct Disney MMORPG Toontown Online, adding QoL features and new expansions.
Follow us for regular updates on what's new in the Tooniverse!
February 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Good morning Bluesky! We've just made the jump over and wanted to say hi!
We are a free-to-play reimagination of the defunct Disney MMORPG Toontown Online, adding QoL features and new expansions.
Follow us for regular updates on what's new in the Tooniverse!
We are a free-to-play reimagination of the defunct Disney MMORPG Toontown Online, adding QoL features and new expansions.
Follow us for regular updates on what's new in the Tooniverse!