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•Atheist•
•Democratic Socialist•

☆JASMINE CROCKETT FOR PRESIDENT☆

GRANT STATEHOOD TO:
🇺🇲The District of Columbia
🇦🇸American Samoa
🇬🇺Guam
🇲🇵Northern Mariana Islands
🇵🇷Puerto Rico
🇻🇮U.S. Virgin Islands
This is how you placate children.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Look at his little legs, dangling off of the chair! He's so widdle,and cute!
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Their ALL, a bunch of fucking degenerates.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Get this goddamned LOSER out of here!
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Don't know why he didn't step into that first pitch... Just. Get. On. Base.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fuck Utah.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Brutalize and injure him.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
ALL of these THUGS need to be sent to prison.
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
These ghouls are just out here, murdering people. They ALL need to be brought up on war crimes.
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
THE most eagerly awaited obituary, in the history of mankind.
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It really is. I love it.
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This is EXACTLY what their stupid asses voted for. Congrats to them.
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Let's see how long it takes a "Christain" to deface a place of worship...
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
No way, this causes ANY kind of scandal. Gambling is going to be the DEATH of sports.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Of COURSE Ryan Day is MAGA. I knew I always had good reason, to LOATHE Ohio State. And always remember...you can't spell C_CK__CKER, without OSU.
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When is this cocksucker gonna croak?
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM