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@sheriffbranford.bsky.social
•Atheist•
•Democratic Socialist•
☆JASMINE CROCKETT FOR PRESIDENT☆
GRANT STATEHOOD TO:
🇺🇲The District of Columbia
🇦🇸American Samoa
🇬🇺Guam
🇲🇵Northern Mariana Islands
🇵🇷Puerto Rico
🇻🇮U.S. Virgin Islands
•Democratic Socialist•
☆JASMINE CROCKETT FOR PRESIDENT☆
GRANT STATEHOOD TO:
🇺🇲The District of Columbia
🇦🇸American Samoa
🇬🇺Guam
🇲🇵Northern Mariana Islands
🇵🇷Puerto Rico
🇻🇮U.S. Virgin Islands
There's a LOT of wine in there too!
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
There's a LOT of wine in there too!
Melania must have taken BOTTLES of Tylenol, when she was carrying Barron. Just look at this fucking specimen. Also, has anyone ever heard this motherfucker talk?
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Melania must have taken BOTTLES of Tylenol, when she was carrying Barron. Just look at this fucking specimen. Also, has anyone ever heard this motherfucker talk?
Motherfucker out here, built like a Vogon.
September 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Motherfucker out here, built like a Vogon.
We know that he's 6'3" 215lbs.
August 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We know that he's 6'3" 215lbs.
Eventually...
August 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Eventually...
Good riddance.
July 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Good riddance.
Perfect.
July 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Perfect.
I can't wait to read his big beautiful obituary.
July 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I can't wait to read his big beautiful obituary.
What an insanely STUPID motherfucker.
April 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What an insanely STUPID motherfucker.
Awesome. Much respect.
February 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Awesome. Much respect.
CANADA WINS!!! FUCK YOU, MAGA!!! FUCK YOU, TRUMPANZEE!!!
Yes, I am a proud American, but Canada DESERVES this win, after ALL of the shit that the orange shitgibbon has been talking about OUR FRIENDS/NEIGHBORS/FAMILY/ALLIES to the north. Oh, Canada!
Yes, I am a proud American, but Canada DESERVES this win, after ALL of the shit that the orange shitgibbon has been talking about OUR FRIENDS/NEIGHBORS/FAMILY/ALLIES to the north. Oh, Canada!
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
CANADA WINS!!! FUCK YOU, MAGA!!! FUCK YOU, TRUMPANZEE!!!
Yes, I am a proud American, but Canada DESERVES this win, after ALL of the shit that the orange shitgibbon has been talking about OUR FRIENDS/NEIGHBORS/FAMILY/ALLIES to the north. Oh, Canada!
Yes, I am a proud American, but Canada DESERVES this win, after ALL of the shit that the orange shitgibbon has been talking about OUR FRIENDS/NEIGHBORS/FAMILY/ALLIES to the north. Oh, Canada!
She looks like a hippoglossus.
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
She looks like a hippoglossus.
Goddamn...even Sanders' knees are fugly. How did that cave troll get pregnant? What kind of foul beast, would mount that horrid creature?
Found him...that dude's totally not into dudes.
Found him...that dude's totally not into dudes.
February 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Goddamn...even Sanders' knees are fugly. How did that cave troll get pregnant? What kind of foul beast, would mount that horrid creature?
Found him...that dude's totally not into dudes.
Found him...that dude's totally not into dudes.
Saw this on Reddit. Perfect.
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Saw this on Reddit. Perfect.