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•Atheist•
•Democratic Socialist•

☆JASMINE CROCKETT FOR PRESIDENT☆

GRANT STATEHOOD TO:
🇺🇲The District of Columbia
🇦🇸American Samoa
🇬🇺Guam
🇲🇵Northern Mariana Islands
🇵🇷Puerto Rico
🇻🇮U.S. Virgin Islands
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It's official...Dementia Donnie has Alzheimer's. Is he circling the drain? We can only HOPE.

youtube.com/watch?v=80h4...
Trump SUCCUMBS to HEALTH Issues as HELP IS NEEDED
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Comfirmed...Melania is a whore.

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SHOCKING VIDEO: Melania and Epstein INTIMATE Moment LEAKS
YouTube video by Keith Edwards
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November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That's probably gonna do it. And Trump gets to gloat. Fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
PUTRID at-bat by Springer. Are there no garbage cans in the Toronto dugout/clubhouse?
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I cannot fucking WAIT until we get robo-umps. The humans are absolutely ATROCIOUS!
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
They FINALLY did it. Umpires have RUINED BASEBALL!!! Two STRIKES, were called balls, in the top of the 10th.
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Jake Tapper has revealed himself to be a repugnant piece of shit

youtu.be/g9aAQytRF04?...
Jake Tapper BRUTALLY ROASTED By Own Guest After Shilling For MAGA
YouTube video by Really American
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Has anyone ever had a Whopper, that WASN'T room temperature?
October 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Golf is generally unwatchable, but I'm happy that Europe won the Ryder cup on American soil, in front of a bunch of mouth breathing MAGAts aka "Ugly Americans". The orange shitgibbon doesn't get to gloat, and he has to swallow it. Just like the international ice hockey tourney. America sucks rn.
September 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is why you can't eat at everyone's house.
Smudge wants to know what’s for dinner?

#CatPics
#CatsOfBlueSky
September 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm still not renewing Hulu, Disney+, or ESPN.
September 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Matt Schlapp is a bitch boy.

youtu.be/A1zAMOmD8vI?...
MAGA Rage Quits Interview over Charlie Kirk
YouTube video by Adam Mockler
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."
- Charlie Kirk (4/5/23)
September 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
KNOW who you're spending your hard-earned money with. Some of the companies on this list are disappointing, to say the least.

play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Goods Unite Us - Apps on Google Play
Exposing Corporate Money In Politics
play.google.com
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM