Captain ACAB Shep Michæls, Antifa Provost Marshal
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US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It www.404media.co/army-tells-s...
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It www.404media.co/army-tells-s...
I’ve been notified by HR that “every day since puberty” isn’t an appropriate answer to the question, “are you coming?”
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I’ve been notified by HR that “every day since puberty” isn’t an appropriate answer to the question, “are you coming?”
TfL and coke dealers have one thing in common.
October 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
TfL and coke dealers have one thing in common.
I’m no body language expert, but Erika looked relieved.
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I’m no body language expert, but Erika looked relieved.
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They're trying to make their distorted worldview reality. This alternative reality they're conjuring provides the foundation for oppression and violence. Unfortunately, parts of media and conservatives keep falling for it.
This is an archived government report that found that “Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists.”
It existed yesterday and is gone today.
It existed yesterday and is gone today.
What NIJ Research Tells Us About Domestic Terrorism
Militant, nationalistic, white supremacist violent extremism has increased in the United States. In fact, the number of far-right attacks continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic...
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September 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
They're trying to make their distorted worldview reality. This alternative reality they're conjuring provides the foundation for oppression and violence. Unfortunately, parts of media and conservatives keep falling for it.
I guess it’s true about opinions, they’re like neck holes and Charlie Kirk now has one he regrets.
September 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I guess it’s true about opinions, they’re like neck holes and Charlie Kirk now has one he regrets.
Perhaps a grown man who travels the country claiming dead children are the “price we pay” for 2A himself getting shot is just poetic justice, and it’s not morbid or inappropriate to be pro-justice at this point.
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Perhaps a grown man who travels the country claiming dead children are the “price we pay” for 2A himself getting shot is just poetic justice, and it’s not morbid or inappropriate to be pro-justice at this point.
Every time Jeanine Pirro says not to assault a cop it makes assaulting a cop so much cooler.
August 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every time Jeanine Pirro says not to assault a cop it makes assaulting a cop so much cooler.
In retrospect, “you can’t please all of the people all of the time” was a terrible name for an orgy.
August 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In retrospect, “you can’t please all of the people all of the time” was a terrible name for an orgy.
If “real” Texans don’t run away, then no cop at a Texas school shooting is a real Texan.
August 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If “real” Texans don’t run away, then no cop at a Texas school shooting is a real Texan.
God, at the close of every surgeon’s TikTok video, without fail. “Stitch incoming.”
August 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
God, at the close of every surgeon’s TikTok video, without fail. “Stitch incoming.”
Trump appointees beginning their reconciliation tours early.
Deputy FBI Director Bongino has told people he is considering resigning amid Epstein files fallout, CNN reports
Deputy FBI Director Bongino has told people he is considering resigning amid Epstein files fallout | CNN Politics
Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino has told people he is considering resigning amid a major clash between the FBI and Justice Department over the continued fallout from the release of the Jeffrey Epstein...
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July 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Trump appointees beginning their reconciliation tours early.
“It was the best of TRADE, it was the blurst of TRADE.”
July 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
“It was the best of TRADE, it was the blurst of TRADE.”
Cool, Elon is getting more efficient with his rockets. They explode on the ground now.
June 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Cool, Elon is getting more efficient with his rockets. They explode on the ground now.
Sure hoping history books in 80 years don’t say this Trump v Musk thing was the event which distracted us all from the pivotal Steve Bannon move which brought about the dark ages.
June 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sure hoping history books in 80 years don’t say this Trump v Musk thing was the event which distracted us all from the pivotal Steve Bannon move which brought about the dark ages.
Twitter sure has been interesting the past few hours.
June 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Twitter sure has been interesting the past few hours.
Listing comma: I like painting, games and sport.
Oxford comma: I like painting, games, and sport.
Awkward comma: I, uh, like, um, stuff.
Oxford comma: I like painting, games, and sport.
Awkward comma: I, uh, like, um, stuff.
May 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Listing comma: I like painting, games and sport.
Oxford comma: I like painting, games, and sport.
Awkward comma: I, uh, like, um, stuff.
Oxford comma: I like painting, games, and sport.
Awkward comma: I, uh, like, um, stuff.
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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
Lol Elon twitter’s domain is registered in Russia.
March 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lol Elon twitter’s domain is registered in Russia.
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I know it sounds like the ultimate editor-nerd-Stephi thing to have a favorite typo, but...
March 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I know it sounds like the ultimate editor-nerd-Stephi thing to have a favorite typo, but...
That new Trump $250 bill is going to come in handy whenever a MAGA needs to buy an egg.
February 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
That new Trump $250 bill is going to come in handy whenever a MAGA needs to buy an egg.
February 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Given her family history, “Boebert dating Kid” didn’t surprise me until I learned it was Kid Rock.
February 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Given her family history, “Boebert dating Kid” didn’t surprise me until I learned it was Kid Rock.
AI “art” is just a 4K upscaled version of what middle school boys draw.
February 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
AI “art” is just a 4K upscaled version of what middle school boys draw.