Shelley Franklin Collum
@shellzncheez.bsky.social
Formerly writing and cinematics for Epic Games (Gears of War, Fortnite, Infinity Blade), now writing books. UCBLA, Second City, was Los Angeles and North Carolina, now Brighton UK.
I love the movie Speed so much- the magical physics, the ability to go over 50 mph in LA, if it was any more of a fantasy thered be dragons. My comfort watch.
a sign that says speed on it in red
ALT: a sign that says speed on it in red
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January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I love the movie Speed so much- the magical physics, the ability to go over 50 mph in LA, if it was any more of a fantasy thered be dragons. My comfort watch.
My husband justified his 3D printer by presenting me with an epic Bender. May he look over my desk and forever invite everyone to bite his shiny metal ass.
January 27, 2026 at 9:47 PM
My husband justified his 3D printer by presenting me with an epic Bender. May he look over my desk and forever invite everyone to bite his shiny metal ass.
I can’t believe they’re gonna restrict Pornhub in the UK before I get to find out if that girl ever got unstuck from the washing machine.
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I can’t believe they’re gonna restrict Pornhub in the UK before I get to find out if that girl ever got unstuck from the washing machine.
Melania is going to get the palm d'or at Cannes as soon as they find the opener.
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Melania is going to get the palm d'or at Cannes as soon as they find the opener.
Hell hath no fury like a group of moms with a WhatsApp group and a mission.
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Hell hath no fury like a group of moms with a WhatsApp group and a mission.
In general the news around Youtubers doing anything in the larger media is pretty lacking, but Markiplier actually making a movie out of that sweet little indie game Iron Lung and taking it into an international cinema release ... I mean.. that's pretty goddamn baller.
a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a blackboard and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a blackboard and making a funny face .
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January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
In general the news around Youtubers doing anything in the larger media is pretty lacking, but Markiplier actually making a movie out of that sweet little indie game Iron Lung and taking it into an international cinema release ... I mean.. that's pretty goddamn baller.
I don't know how to do anything today other than watch a slow motion car crash.
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I don't know how to do anything today other than watch a slow motion car crash.
About to talk to my family in the US and I don't know if i should first ask about the ice storm or about the ICE Storm.
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
About to talk to my family in the US and I don't know if i should first ask about the ice storm or about the ICE Storm.
Almost done with the rewatch of all the Hunger Games movies and I want to end it with some words about revolution and oppression but I’m too hung up on Mockingjay having no business being two movies.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Almost done with the rewatch of all the Hunger Games movies and I want to end it with some words about revolution and oppression but I’m too hung up on Mockingjay having no business being two movies.
My child just asked me "Do you know who Adam Sandler is?" and my instinct was to shout 'they're all gonna laugh at you' but she's 9 and I'm not gonna traumatize her. I mean, i'm sure I will but I'm not going to with 30 year old Adam Sandler quotes.
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 AM
My child just asked me "Do you know who Adam Sandler is?" and my instinct was to shout 'they're all gonna laugh at you' but she's 9 and I'm not gonna traumatize her. I mean, i'm sure I will but I'm not going to with 30 year old Adam Sandler quotes.
Surprisingly interesting time to rewatch all the Hunger Games.
January 24, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Surprisingly interesting time to rewatch all the Hunger Games.
Reposted by Shelley Franklin Collum
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
I am 46 years old and it's still my dream to work at Empire Records.
two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "
ALT: two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "
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January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I am 46 years old and it's still my dream to work at Empire Records.
How many times in a row can I wear an Animaniacs hoodie to school pickup without getting some sort of reputation? let's find out.
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
How many times in a row can I wear an Animaniacs hoodie to school pickup without getting some sort of reputation? let's find out.
Reposted by Shelley Franklin Collum
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
I’m actually on pace to meet my word count deadline, so I’d like to thank caffeine and the belief that the first draft actually can be completely terrible because it gets you to the second.
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I’m actually on pace to meet my word count deadline, so I’d like to thank caffeine and the belief that the first draft actually can be completely terrible because it gets you to the second.
I love that people feel comfortable dunking on idiots- it's great, they're idiots. The problem is, you're platforming their idiotry, so I have to be assaulted by their nonsense and then you appear and sassily say something. I'd rather just... not see the idiot and hear what they have to say, thanks.
January 23, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I love that people feel comfortable dunking on idiots- it's great, they're idiots. The problem is, you're platforming their idiotry, so I have to be assaulted by their nonsense and then you appear and sassily say something. I'd rather just... not see the idiot and hear what they have to say, thanks.
My husband got me an Apple Watch and I fear I am a disappointment to him because the only thing I care about is that Snoopy will do a little dance on the face.
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My husband got me an Apple Watch and I fear I am a disappointment to him because the only thing I care about is that Snoopy will do a little dance on the face.
That website with a cache of episodes of Pop Up Video is doing the Lord’s work.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
That website with a cache of episodes of Pop Up Video is doing the Lord’s work.
Someone asked me why I do most of my writing on a dumb 1996 word processor.
Today I sat in my office, set up Scrivener on my PC, carefully arranged my keyboard with the proper wrist support, & instead of writing played Cook, Serve, Delicious.
That's why.
(I'm so good at Cook, Serve, Delicious.)
Today I sat in my office, set up Scrivener on my PC, carefully arranged my keyboard with the proper wrist support, & instead of writing played Cook, Serve, Delicious.
That's why.
(I'm so good at Cook, Serve, Delicious.)
homer simpson with a monkey in his head
ALT: homer simpson with a monkey in his head
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January 22, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Someone asked me why I do most of my writing on a dumb 1996 word processor.
Today I sat in my office, set up Scrivener on my PC, carefully arranged my keyboard with the proper wrist support, & instead of writing played Cook, Serve, Delicious.
That's why.
(I'm so good at Cook, Serve, Delicious.)
Today I sat in my office, set up Scrivener on my PC, carefully arranged my keyboard with the proper wrist support, & instead of writing played Cook, Serve, Delicious.
That's why.
(I'm so good at Cook, Serve, Delicious.)
Reposted by Shelley Franklin Collum
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
I'm currently reading Lonesome Dove, and now I'm in the mood for cowboy movies. What are the best in the genre? I've seen Stagecoach and that one from MST3K that was really actually good- Gunslinger. What are the hits of the lasso-bronco-high-noon genre. Oh I just remembered I watched High Noon.
January 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I'm currently reading Lonesome Dove, and now I'm in the mood for cowboy movies. What are the best in the genre? I've seen Stagecoach and that one from MST3K that was really actually good- Gunslinger. What are the hits of the lasso-bronco-high-noon genre. Oh I just remembered I watched High Noon.
I watched the gay hockey show because I’m hockey-guy-curious and when the one guy wants to get down and the other guy says “not yet” the first says “okay” and completely backs off. There‘a zero pressure, and I understood why women love this show.
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I watched the gay hockey show because I’m hockey-guy-curious and when the one guy wants to get down and the other guy says “not yet” the first says “okay” and completely backs off. There‘a zero pressure, and I understood why women love this show.
I quit blue sky and started mainlining reddit but now I’ve quit Reddit and will have a completely healthy and normal relationship with blue sky.
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I quit blue sky and started mainlining reddit but now I’ve quit Reddit and will have a completely healthy and normal relationship with blue sky.
Had to spend an hour at my daughter's jujitsu class with the dad next to me watching videos on his phone with no headphones. I've had to stew in my anger and hated because we can't say anything because it's England but I'm home now and I'm American so maaaaaaan fuck that guy.
September 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Had to spend an hour at my daughter's jujitsu class with the dad next to me watching videos on his phone with no headphones. I've had to stew in my anger and hated because we can't say anything because it's England but I'm home now and I'm American so maaaaaaan fuck that guy.