Shelley Franklin Collum
@shellzncheez.bsky.social
Formerly writing and cinematics for Epic Games (Gears of War, Fortnite, Infinity Blade), now writing books. UCBLA, Second City, was Los Angeles and North Carolina, now Brighton UK.
The UK saw all the tech companies in a position saying "We've dumped so much money into this pit and we have to make it work" that they then said "us too!"
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 PM
The UK saw all the tech companies in a position saying "We've dumped so much money into this pit and we have to make it work" that they then said "us too!"
Aren't these the people who throw batteries? I wonder if ICE Agents take Cs or Ds, just like their grades in high school.
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Aren't these the people who throw batteries? I wonder if ICE Agents take Cs or Ds, just like their grades in high school.
You are in for a treat!
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
You are in for a treat!
Yale Law-n Care, actually
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Yale Law-n Care, actually
I talked to a chatbot customer service rep that said 'uh' and 'lemme check on that' and I felt personally affronted.
January 23, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I talked to a chatbot customer service rep that said 'uh' and 'lemme check on that' and I felt personally affronted.
If this guy showed up at my zombie apocalypse bunker, he wouldn’t get let in.
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
If this guy showed up at my zombie apocalypse bunker, he wouldn’t get let in.