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THE GAZER
@shellshockingevil.bsky.social
“His genius is terrifying, but his eternal gaze will put you in the grave.”

#CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
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"With true evil genius in his eyes...
THE GAZER WILL RISE!!!"
[ #OCRP X #MVRP ]
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a black and white drawing of a person 's eyes looking out of a hole .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a person 's eyes looking out of a hole .
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Despite the turtle's shell being of great weight, the cybernetic arm is strong enough to lift him up anyway.

"AH, THANK YOU! NOW THEN, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO A DESOLATE PLACE LIKE THIS?"
"Ab-so-lutely!"

This being seemed harmless, so Lep grips their appendage and gives a mighty HEAVE with his cybernetic myomer muscles.
January 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by THE GAZER
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 .
𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
He looks at the explorer, his big eyes never blinking.

"AH, A FELLOW SCIENTIST I PRESUME? YES, PLEASE HELP!

I HAVE THRUSTERS IN THIS SHELL OF MINE BUT I'D RATHER NOT BREAK THIS BUILDING MORE BY USING THEM TO GET MYSELF UP..."

He extends a hand upward so Lep may help him up.
He leaps off, cushioning his fall with the *whoosh* of his thrusters.

"Pardon me, individual-of-presently-unknown-title-or-pronouns, but do you need help?"

He keeps his hand close to his phaser, juuuuust in case this is an elaborate trap for innocent wandering adventurers.
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
//unlike most, I did not leave Twitter because it was shit.

I left because I chose not to support the Muskrat anymore.
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
[ He's working on a robot in the middle of nowhere. ]

FOOLISH HUMANS... BREAKING ONE OF MY BEST MINIONS...

[ He grumbles to himself as he continues to repair the large toy robot. ]
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
He takes no more steps forward. Instead standing right where he's at.

"I'M GLAD YOU AGREE."

He pulls out his notepad and marks something.

"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FAILED MY FOOL TEST AND ARE HENCEFORTH CONSIDERED NOT A FOOL!

THANK YOU FOR COOPERATING, MOST DO NOT."

〝 Hmm…interesting theory. 〞

❪ But Raimundo’s eyes barely displayed any sign of interest. Well…one of them doesn’t display much emotion anyway, being a prosthetic.

And when Gazer took another step forward, he calmly kept his distance, his working eye closely watching him. ❫
LEARN HOW TO USE IT- BUT ALSO MEMORIZE THAT KNOWLEDGE ON HOW TO USE IT. YOU MUST HAVE A STRONG WILL AND MIND TO DO SO."

He pauses for a moment, taking another step forward.

"MY THEORY IS THAT ALL MAGIC IS PSYCHIC MAGIC. OR AS SOME CALL IT IN A BROADER TERM, MIND MAGIC.

INTERESTING, NO?"
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"FASCINATING... TRULY FASCINATING! THE CREATURES OF THIS REALM TRULY ARE SOMETHING.

YOUR MIND MUST BE VERY POWERFUL, AS IS MINE. BUT I HAVE A QUESTION."

He takes a big step forward.

"DOESN'T ALL MAGIC, IN SOME WAY, REQUIRE THE MIND? THINK ABOUT IT. TO CAST MAGIC CORRECTLY, YOU NEED TO NOT ONLY+

❪ A chuckle, taking in the sudden gust of cold wind with a hum before responding in a chilling tone. Pun intended? I’ll leave it up to you. ❫

〝 Not ice magic. It’s all psychic. 〞
And so did the Gazer's. Due to their gazes both having power, the effects of the gazes cancel each other out.

Without even looking, the Gazer notices the trees freezing over.

"...SO WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? SOME KIND OF ICE MAGIC? CLEARLY SOME SORT OF STRONG MIND AS WELL, SINCE MY GAZE HAS NO EFFECT."
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
And so did the Gazer's. Due to their gazes both having power, the effects of the gazes cancel each other out.

Without even looking, the Gazer notices the trees freezing over.

"...SO WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? SOME KIND OF ICE MAGIC? CLEARLY SOME SORT OF STRONG MIND AS WELL, SINCE MY GAZE HAS NO EFFECT."

❪ Raimundo’s glare was unlike anything else, it can pierce through anyone. His gaze held some sort of power.

The knight moved closer to him, the branches of nearby trees frosting over. ❫

〝 I do not act as if I care, my friend. I just want you to know. 〞
"YET YOU ACT AS IF I CARE THAT YOU KNOW I'M WATCHING YOU."

He comes out from behind the tree.

"BUT I SUPPOSE THE JIG IS UP NONETHELESS. I AM MERELY DOING RESEARCH ON YOUR KIND."
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
"YET YOU ACT AS IF I CARE THAT YOU KNOW I'M WATCHING YOU."

He comes out from behind the tree.

"BUT I SUPPOSE THE JIG IS UP NONETHELESS. I AM MERELY DOING RESEARCH ON YOUR KIND."

〝 I know you’re watching me. 〞

❪ Raimundo responded, his cold words cutting through the silence as he slowly turned to face him, eyes narrowing. ❫
[ Gazing at the strange creature from afar, peeking out from behind a tree.

He occassionally ducks back behind the tree to take notes and then peeks back out again. ]
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
//EVIL FACT: The Gazer doesn't actually move his mouth to speak. The only movement he can do with his mouth is curving it up or down.

So, how does he speak? His genius allows him to speak using psychic powers, transmitting the thoughts he wants to be heard to people around him using his mind.
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
[ Gazing at the strange creature from afar, peeking out from behind a tree.

He occassionally ducks back behind the tree to take notes and then peeks back out again. ]

[ @shellshockingevil.bsky.social ]

❪ Standing in the middle of a forest, wrapped in his cloak as the snow fell around him. ❫
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"STEAL POKEMON?? THAT'S- THAT'S NOT EVENE VIL! THAT'S JUST MEAN!!!

CAN'T THEY JUST, LIKE, KNOCK OVER TRASH CANS? MAKE SOMEONE TRIP? INVENT A LASER GUN TO BLAST THINGS?!

LIKE, C'MON! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT RUINING SOMEONE'S DAY DOING MISCHEVOUS THINGS IS THE FUNNEST KIND OF EVIL!!"
She blinked slowly as she stared at the plush turtle before slowly answering carefully.
❝They… like to steal people’s pokemon and other things.❞ She’ll frown as she’d soon thought about the explorers at the quote of… ‘other things’
"I SUPPOSE NOT.

WELL, I AM THE GAZER. I AM VERY EVIL AND COOL.

WHAT, UH... WHAT DO YOUR WORLD'S VILLAINS DO, EXACTLY?"
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
As he hops from rooftop to rooftop, he may spot ma BIG hole in a rooftop ahead. From it, VERY angry yelling can be heard.

"GODS DAMNIT!! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE WORN THE LIGHTER SHELL!!"

If Lep were to look down the hole, he would see a large turtle with big eyes stuck on his back and unable to get up.
He hops from rooftop to rooftop, temporarily disabling the 'fear of heights' part of his brain. Height lets him absorb the ruined city's vista, and get the lay of the land.

Perhaps he'll run into kind survivors. Perhaps he'll run into @shellshockingevil.bsky.social. Who knows?
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by THE GAZER
𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚,
𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙢𝙚 .ᐟ.ᐟ
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( #mvrp / #ocrp )
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐨𝐧, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘.
January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by THE GAZER
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A VERY EVIL DAY!
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"I SUPPOSE NOT.

WELL, I AM THE GAZER. I AM VERY EVIL AND COOL.

WHAT, UH... WHAT DO YOUR WORLD'S VILLAINS DO, EXACTLY?"
❝No no... it just uhh...❞

yeaaaaah... the young trainer has no words to come back from this- ❝. . . I DON'T KNOW!"❞
"...WHAT?! NEVER SEEN A TALKING TURTLE BEFORE, FOOL??"

He stares right back at her with his big ol' eyes.
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 AM
YES!!! I LOVE EVIL SOUP!!
Hehe. Okay well it can be evil then
THE FACT THAT I WILL MAKE IT!

FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
//sorry for updating Gazer's weaknesses and strengths under his pinned so much, I keep forgetting things to put on there lol
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
THE FACT THAT I WILL MAKE IT!

FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
What makes it evil
CAN IT BE EVIL SOUP?
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
//btw gazer is inspired by an actual childhood nightmare of mine.

can you believe that little zappolotl(me) was scared of THIS thing when they were like. three??

...i genuinely still see him in the corner of my eye sometimes. used to call him the wide eyed turtle.
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 AM
CAN IT BE EVIL SOUP?
lets "normalize" some yummy soup okay?
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Reposted by THE GAZER
ー; ``WILL YOU EVER
REACH THE END? `` 💫
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM
LOSERLAND??? NOW YOU DARE INSULT MY HOME???

YOU'RE NOT EVIL! YOU'RE JUST... MEAN!!!

[ He charges up a blaster after pulling it from his shell and proceeds to angrily shoot an electric beam from it, aiming at Shredder once more! ]

DON'T EVEN TRY TO ESCAPE THIS, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY ETERNAL GAZE!!
i only acknowledge the ones that are IMPORTANT to me .ᐟ

i don't know, loserland probably . befitting . 👺
YOU THINK THERE'S ONLY TEN DIMENSIONS???

[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]

GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
YOU THINK THERE'S ONLY TEN DIMENSIONS???

[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]

GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
[ he DUCKS, with pretty incredible timing . 😭

he looks back at the tree that the Iaser hit, then back at him . ]

yes, in fact, i DO . iiiii am EARTH'S ── and the ten dimensions' ── GREATEST THRE AT, and i see myself as superior to EVERYONE .ᐟ.ᐟ i'll disrespect you as i PLEASE .ᐟ
..HA. HAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[ Suddenly, he fires laser eyes DIRECTLY at Shredder!! ]

YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE GAZER?!?!
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM