THE GAZER
@shellshockingevil.bsky.social
“His genius is terrifying, but his eternal gaze will put you in the grave.”
#CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
#CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
Reposted by THE GAZER
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐨𝐧, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘.
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘.
January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by THE GAZER
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A VERY EVIL DAY!
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A VERY EVIL DAY!
"I SUPPOSE NOT.
WELL, I AM THE GAZER. I AM VERY EVIL AND COOL.
WHAT, UH... WHAT DO YOUR WORLD'S VILLAINS DO, EXACTLY?"
WELL, I AM THE GAZER. I AM VERY EVIL AND COOL.
WHAT, UH... WHAT DO YOUR WORLD'S VILLAINS DO, EXACTLY?"
❝No no... it just uhh...❞
yeaaaaah... the young trainer has no words to come back from this- ❝. . . I DON'T KNOW!"❞
yeaaaaah... the young trainer has no words to come back from this- ❝. . . I DON'T KNOW!"❞
"...WHAT?! NEVER SEEN A TALKING TURTLE BEFORE, FOOL??"
He stares right back at her with his big ol' eyes.
He stares right back at her with his big ol' eyes.
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 AM
"I SUPPOSE NOT.
WELL, I AM THE GAZER. I AM VERY EVIL AND COOL.
WHAT, UH... WHAT DO YOUR WORLD'S VILLAINS DO, EXACTLY?"
WELL, I AM THE GAZER. I AM VERY EVIL AND COOL.
WHAT, UH... WHAT DO YOUR WORLD'S VILLAINS DO, EXACTLY?"
YES!!! I LOVE EVIL SOUP!!
Hehe. Okay well it can be evil then
THE FACT THAT I WILL MAKE IT!
FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
YES!!! I LOVE EVIL SOUP!!
//sorry for updating Gazer's weaknesses and strengths under his pinned so much, I keep forgetting things to put on there lol
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
//sorry for updating Gazer's weaknesses and strengths under his pinned so much, I keep forgetting things to put on there lol
THE FACT THAT I WILL MAKE IT!
FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
What makes it evil
CAN IT BE EVIL SOUP?
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
THE FACT THAT I WILL MAKE IT!
FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
FOR I, THE GAZER, AM VERY EVIL AND COOL!
//btw gazer is inspired by an actual childhood nightmare of mine.
can you believe that little zappolotl(me) was scared of THIS thing when they were like. three??
...i genuinely still see him in the corner of my eye sometimes. used to call him the wide eyed turtle.
can you believe that little zappolotl(me) was scared of THIS thing when they were like. three??
...i genuinely still see him in the corner of my eye sometimes. used to call him the wide eyed turtle.
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 AM
//btw gazer is inspired by an actual childhood nightmare of mine.
can you believe that little zappolotl(me) was scared of THIS thing when they were like. three??
...i genuinely still see him in the corner of my eye sometimes. used to call him the wide eyed turtle.
can you believe that little zappolotl(me) was scared of THIS thing when they were like. three??
...i genuinely still see him in the corner of my eye sometimes. used to call him the wide eyed turtle.
CAN IT BE EVIL SOUP?
lets "normalize" some yummy soup okay?
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
CAN IT BE EVIL SOUP?
Reposted by THE GAZER
ー; ``WILL YOU EVER
REACH THE END? `` 💫
REACH THE END? `` 💫
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM
ー; ``WILL YOU EVER
REACH THE END? `` 💫
REACH THE END? `` 💫
LOSERLAND??? NOW YOU DARE INSULT MY HOME???
YOU'RE NOT EVIL! YOU'RE JUST... MEAN!!!
[ He charges up a blaster after pulling it from his shell and proceeds to angrily shoot an electric beam from it, aiming at Shredder once more! ]
DON'T EVEN TRY TO ESCAPE THIS, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY ETERNAL GAZE!!
YOU'RE NOT EVIL! YOU'RE JUST... MEAN!!!
[ He charges up a blaster after pulling it from his shell and proceeds to angrily shoot an electric beam from it, aiming at Shredder once more! ]
DON'T EVEN TRY TO ESCAPE THIS, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY ETERNAL GAZE!!
i only acknowledge the ones that are IMPORTANT to me .ᐟ
i don't know, loserland probably . befitting . 👺
i don't know, loserland probably . befitting . 👺
YOU THINK THERE'S ONLY TEN DIMENSIONS???
[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]
GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]
GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
LOSERLAND??? NOW YOU DARE INSULT MY HOME???
YOU'RE NOT EVIL! YOU'RE JUST... MEAN!!!
[ He charges up a blaster after pulling it from his shell and proceeds to angrily shoot an electric beam from it, aiming at Shredder once more! ]
DON'T EVEN TRY TO ESCAPE THIS, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY ETERNAL GAZE!!
YOU'RE NOT EVIL! YOU'RE JUST... MEAN!!!
[ He charges up a blaster after pulling it from his shell and proceeds to angrily shoot an electric beam from it, aiming at Shredder once more! ]
DON'T EVEN TRY TO ESCAPE THIS, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY ETERNAL GAZE!!
YOU THINK THERE'S ONLY TEN DIMENSIONS???
[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]
GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]
GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
[ he DUCKS, with pretty incredible timing . 😭
he looks back at the tree that the Iaser hit, then back at him . ]
yes, in fact, i DO . iiiii am EARTH'S ── and the ten dimensions' ── GREATEST THRE AT, and i see myself as superior to EVERYONE .ᐟ.ᐟ i'll disrespect you as i PLEASE .ᐟ
he looks back at the tree that the Iaser hit, then back at him . ]
yes, in fact, i DO . iiiii am EARTH'S ── and the ten dimensions' ── GREATEST THRE AT, and i see myself as superior to EVERYONE .ᐟ.ᐟ i'll disrespect you as i PLEASE .ᐟ
..HA. HAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[ Suddenly, he fires laser eyes DIRECTLY at Shredder!! ]
YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE GAZER?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[ Suddenly, he fires laser eyes DIRECTLY at Shredder!! ]
YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE GAZER?!?!
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
YOU THINK THERE'S ONLY TEN DIMENSIONS???
[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]
GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
[ He starts MANIACALLY laughing at Shredder. ]
GODS, YOU REALLY ARE A FOOL! WHERE DO YOU THINK I CAME FROM?
..HA. HAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[ Suddenly, he fires laser eyes DIRECTLY at Shredder!! ]
YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE GAZER?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[ Suddenly, he fires laser eyes DIRECTLY at Shredder!! ]
YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE GAZER?!?!
you don't seem to understand THE TYPE OF TURTLES I FIGHT, you CRETIN .ᐟ they're mutants trained in the martial ARTS .ᐟ.ᐟ
and i am NOT taking this from some ARROGANT LITTLE PLUSH TURTLE . what are you going to do, hit me with your soft, pathetic little toy leg .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺
and i am NOT taking this from some ARROGANT LITTLE PLUSH TURTLE . what are you going to do, hit me with your soft, pathetic little toy leg .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺
...YET YOU LOSE TO TURTLES???
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT SOME MERE TURTLES, THEN YOU ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF EVIL!!
AND IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE COLORS DETERMINE EVIL AND GOOD, YOU ARE BUT A FOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT SOME MERE TURTLES, THEN YOU ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF EVIL!!
AND IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE COLORS DETERMINE EVIL AND GOOD, YOU ARE BUT A FOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!
January 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
..HA. HAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[ Suddenly, he fires laser eyes DIRECTLY at Shredder!! ]
YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE GAZER?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[ Suddenly, he fires laser eyes DIRECTLY at Shredder!! ]
YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE GAZER?!?!
...YET YOU LOSE TO TURTLES???
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT SOME MERE TURTLES, THEN YOU ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF EVIL!!
AND IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE COLORS DETERMINE EVIL AND GOOD, YOU ARE BUT A FOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT SOME MERE TURTLES, THEN YOU ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF EVIL!!
AND IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE COLORS DETERMINE EVIL AND GOOD, YOU ARE BUT A FOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!
SURE THEY DO . RED AND PURPLE ARE THE MOST EVIL COLORS EVER .ᐟ.ᐟ I'M THE MOST EVIL THERE IS .
NO, GREEN ISN'T GOOD! OTHERWISE I'D BE GOOD! AND I'M EVIL AS EVIL CAN BE!!!
COLORS MEAN NOTHING, YOU KNOW!
COLORS MEAN NOTHING, YOU KNOW!
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 AM
...YET YOU LOSE TO TURTLES???
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT SOME MERE TURTLES, THEN YOU ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF EVIL!!
AND IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE COLORS DETERMINE EVIL AND GOOD, YOU ARE BUT A FOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT SOME MERE TURTLES, THEN YOU ARE NOWHERE CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF EVIL!!
AND IF YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE COLORS DETERMINE EVIL AND GOOD, YOU ARE BUT A FOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!
NO, GREEN ISN'T GOOD! OTHERWISE I'D BE GOOD! AND I'M EVIL AS EVIL CAN BE!!!
COLORS MEAN NOTHING, YOU KNOW!
COLORS MEAN NOTHING, YOU KNOW!
good, SOMEONE has ── or had ── taste .ᐟ
green is DEFINITELY good . it's the color of those BLASTED turtles .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
green is DEFINITELY good . it's the color of those BLASTED turtles .ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
...MY DEAR FRIEND THEODORE SHADOW QUITE LOVED THE COLOR PURPLE. HE WOULD'VE AGREED WITH YOU.
ALAS, HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR QUITE SOME TIME EVER SINCE HIS BANISHMENT. NEVERTHELESS, YOU MUST TRUST ME WHEN I SAY...
GREEN ISN'T GOOD. IT'S PURE EVILLLLLLLL!!!
ALAS, HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR QUITE SOME TIME EVER SINCE HIS BANISHMENT. NEVERTHELESS, YOU MUST TRUST ME WHEN I SAY...
GREEN ISN'T GOOD. IT'S PURE EVILLLLLLLL!!!
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
NO, GREEN ISN'T GOOD! OTHERWISE I'D BE GOOD! AND I'M EVIL AS EVIL CAN BE!!!
COLORS MEAN NOTHING, YOU KNOW!
COLORS MEAN NOTHING, YOU KNOW!
"...WHAT?! NEVER SEEN A TALKING TURTLE BEFORE, FOOL??"
He stares right back at her with his big ol' eyes.
He stares right back at her with his big ol' eyes.
❝. . . . .❞
She'll blankly stares at him before simply saying ❝Okaaaaay...❞
She'll blankly stares at him before simply saying ❝Okaaaaay...❞
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"...WHAT?! NEVER SEEN A TALKING TURTLE BEFORE, FOOL??"
He stares right back at her with his big ol' eyes.
He stares right back at her with his big ol' eyes.
Reposted by THE GAZER
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ 𝕱𝐎𝐑𝐌
ɪ`ᴍ ʙᴏʀʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ 𝕭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑭𝑳𝒀 ...
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ 𝕱𝐎𝐑𝐌
ɪ`ᴍ ʙᴏʀʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ 𝕭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑭𝑳𝒀 ...
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
...MY DEAR FRIEND THEODORE SHADOW QUITE LOVED THE COLOR PURPLE. HE WOULD'VE AGREED WITH YOU.
ALAS, HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR QUITE SOME TIME EVER SINCE HIS BANISHMENT. NEVERTHELESS, YOU MUST TRUST ME WHEN I SAY...
GREEN ISN'T GOOD. IT'S PURE EVILLLLLLLL!!!
ALAS, HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR QUITE SOME TIME EVER SINCE HIS BANISHMENT. NEVERTHELESS, YOU MUST TRUST ME WHEN I SAY...
GREEN ISN'T GOOD. IT'S PURE EVILLLLLLLL!!!
i personally associate green with KINDNESS and GOOD and all of THAT disgusting stuff .
purple is the PERFECT evil color . royalty, power, and luxury ── it's everything WE chase after .ᐟ ✨️
purple is the PERFECT evil color . royalty, power, and luxury ── it's everything WE chase after .ᐟ ✨️
HEY!! MY WIFE IS YELLOW!!! YELLOW IS A FINE COLOR!!!
...BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, GREEN IS THE MOST EVIL COLOR OF ALL!!! AFTER ALL, GREEN IS THE COLOR OF JEALOUSY AND DISGUST- WHICH ARE TWO VERY EVIL EMOTIONS!!! SUCH EMOTIONS CAN CAUSE WARS, ARGUMENTS, EVEN BROKEN BONDS FORGED FOR YEARS!!
...BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, GREEN IS THE MOST EVIL COLOR OF ALL!!! AFTER ALL, GREEN IS THE COLOR OF JEALOUSY AND DISGUST- WHICH ARE TWO VERY EVIL EMOTIONS!!! SUCH EMOTIONS CAN CAUSE WARS, ARGUMENTS, EVEN BROKEN BONDS FORGED FOR YEARS!!
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
...MY DEAR FRIEND THEODORE SHADOW QUITE LOVED THE COLOR PURPLE. HE WOULD'VE AGREED WITH YOU.
ALAS, HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR QUITE SOME TIME EVER SINCE HIS BANISHMENT. NEVERTHELESS, YOU MUST TRUST ME WHEN I SAY...
GREEN ISN'T GOOD. IT'S PURE EVILLLLLLLL!!!
ALAS, HE'S BEEN MISSING FOR QUITE SOME TIME EVER SINCE HIS BANISHMENT. NEVERTHELESS, YOU MUST TRUST ME WHEN I SAY...
GREEN ISN'T GOOD. IT'S PURE EVILLLLLLLL!!!
HEY!! MY WIFE IS YELLOW!!! YELLOW IS A FINE COLOR!!!
...BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, GREEN IS THE MOST EVIL COLOR OF ALL!!! AFTER ALL, GREEN IS THE COLOR OF JEALOUSY AND DISGUST- WHICH ARE TWO VERY EVIL EMOTIONS!!! SUCH EMOTIONS CAN CAUSE WARS, ARGUMENTS, EVEN BROKEN BONDS FORGED FOR YEARS!!
...BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, GREEN IS THE MOST EVIL COLOR OF ALL!!! AFTER ALL, GREEN IS THE COLOR OF JEALOUSY AND DISGUST- WHICH ARE TWO VERY EVIL EMOTIONS!!! SUCH EMOTIONS CAN CAUSE WARS, ARGUMENTS, EVEN BROKEN BONDS FORGED FOR YEARS!!
no, i haven't . i'm CURRENTLY in the middle of a scheme to get the ENTIRE city to go after them, though .ᐟ
... there's a reason why i'm wearing this stupid ugly yellow jumpsuit . on THAT topic, who the heck wears yellow, purple is WAY better ── 💢
... there's a reason why i'm wearing this stupid ugly yellow jumpsuit . on THAT topic, who the heck wears yellow, purple is WAY better ── 💢
I AGREE! HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING THEM INTO YOU?!
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
HEY!! MY WIFE IS YELLOW!!! YELLOW IS A FINE COLOR!!!
...BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, GREEN IS THE MOST EVIL COLOR OF ALL!!! AFTER ALL, GREEN IS THE COLOR OF JEALOUSY AND DISGUST- WHICH ARE TWO VERY EVIL EMOTIONS!!! SUCH EMOTIONS CAN CAUSE WARS, ARGUMENTS, EVEN BROKEN BONDS FORGED FOR YEARS!!
...BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, GREEN IS THE MOST EVIL COLOR OF ALL!!! AFTER ALL, GREEN IS THE COLOR OF JEALOUSY AND DISGUST- WHICH ARE TWO VERY EVIL EMOTIONS!!! SUCH EMOTIONS CAN CAUSE WARS, ARGUMENTS, EVEN BROKEN BONDS FORGED FOR YEARS!!
I AGREE! HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING THEM INTO YOU?!
YES .ᐟ.ᐟ oh, they're AWFUL .
those sewer dwelling simpletons need to get a hobby that DOESN'T involve ruining all my PERFECTLY and CLEVERLY crafted evil schemes . 💢
those sewer dwelling simpletons need to get a hobby that DOESN'T involve ruining all my PERFECTLY and CLEVERLY crafted evil schemes . 💢
YES!! I'M VERY EVIL!!!
...WAIT, GOODY TWO SHOES TURTLES?! EEEEEEWWWW!!!
THE ONLY PERSON I TOLERATE BEING A GOODY TWO SHOES IS MY WIFE WHO DESPITE BEING AN ANGEL, SUPPORTS MY EVIL ENDEAVORS!!!
...WAIT, GOODY TWO SHOES TURTLES?! EEEEEEWWWW!!!
THE ONLY PERSON I TOLERATE BEING A GOODY TWO SHOES IS MY WIFE WHO DESPITE BEING AN ANGEL, SUPPORTS MY EVIL ENDEAVORS!!!
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I AGREE! HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING THEM INTO YOU?!
"...HA! YOUR FEEBLE MIND WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE HORRORS IN MY HOME REALM!!"
She'll hum happily as she'd take a sip from her cup of tea. It was splendid. She'll place it down and smiled at the 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 from the multiverse.
❝So, what is your world like?❞
❝So, what is your world like?❞
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
"...HA! YOUR FEEBLE MIND WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE HORRORS IN MY HOME REALM!!"
Reposted by THE GAZER
YES!! I'M VERY EVIL!!!
...WAIT, GOODY TWO SHOES TURTLES?! EEEEEEWWWW!!!
THE ONLY PERSON I TOLERATE BEING A GOODY TWO SHOES IS MY WIFE WHO DESPITE BEING AN ANGEL, SUPPORTS MY EVIL ENDEAVORS!!!
...WAIT, GOODY TWO SHOES TURTLES?! EEEEEEWWWW!!!
THE ONLY PERSON I TOLERATE BEING A GOODY TWO SHOES IS MY WIFE WHO DESPITE BEING AN ANGEL, SUPPORTS MY EVIL ENDEAVORS!!!
i SAY that because i know some VERY annoying, goody two shoes turtles ──
...
... you're evil .ᐣ
...
... you're evil .ᐣ
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A JOKE, FOOL?!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST EVIL TURTLE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND!!!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST EVIL TURTLE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND!!!
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
YES!! I'M VERY EVIL!!!
...WAIT, GOODY TWO SHOES TURTLES?! EEEEEEWWWW!!!
THE ONLY PERSON I TOLERATE BEING A GOODY TWO SHOES IS MY WIFE WHO DESPITE BEING AN ANGEL, SUPPORTS MY EVIL ENDEAVORS!!!
...WAIT, GOODY TWO SHOES TURTLES?! EEEEEEWWWW!!!
THE ONLY PERSON I TOLERATE BEING A GOODY TWO SHOES IS MY WIFE WHO DESPITE BEING AN ANGEL, SUPPORTS MY EVIL ENDEAVORS!!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A JOKE, FOOL?!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST EVIL TURTLE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND!!!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST EVIL TURTLE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND!!!
[ @shellshockingevil.bsky.social . ]
a plush turtle ── ugh, it's like the universe is playing a joke on me . 💢
a plush turtle ── ugh, it's like the universe is playing a joke on me . 💢
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A JOKE, FOOL?!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST EVIL TURTLE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND!!!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST EVIL TURTLE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND!!!
YOU ARE ALL FOOLS AND I AM SO COOL BECAUSE IM VERY EVIL
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
YOU ARE ALL FOOLS AND I AM SO COOL BECAUSE IM VERY EVIL