it’s 100% cheaper because you’re taking $50 off and left with only $50, so the amount you took off the price is equal to the amount that’s left. They’re equal so it’s 100%.'”

Excuse me while I dive into a bottle of Excedrin...

Sometimes being right all the time sucks. #ShouldHaveListenedToCassandra

Guess this means I'll have send back the check to George Soros (j/k, I'm keeping it).

And here's the thing: I was watching it on VHS with a friend in the late 80s and I mentioned this, and he said that he was pretty sure he remembered that, too.

Even though it was his own people that caused it to stop...

So close the laptop lid. Put down the phone. Turn off the TV. Drink some water. Go outside for a walk. Lift some weights. Eat some vegetables. Read a book. Do something for yourself that you know is good for you and doesn't just give a quick dopamine surge. And thank yourself for doing it.