Sheldon Nylander
@sheldonnylander.bsky.social
Writer, Tabletop Gamer, All-Around Know-It-All
RIP Ace Frehley.
October 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
RIP Ace Frehley.
For some reason, I can't stop laughing at the idea of "quality cuts of meat" being applied to a hot dog.
"Yep, that is some premium hog anus right there."
"Yep, that is some premium hog anus right there."
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
For some reason, I can't stop laughing at the idea of "quality cuts of meat" being applied to a hot dog.
"Yep, that is some premium hog anus right there."
"Yep, that is some premium hog anus right there."
A Twinkie shake. For when you want to see just how unhealthy you can make a particular food item.
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A Twinkie shake. For when you want to see just how unhealthy you can make a particular food item.
JD Vance isn't going to like that extra tax on upholstered furniture.
September 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
JD Vance isn't going to like that extra tax on upholstered furniture.
If you don't know what a "Groyper" is, that's probably for the best. But if you need to educate yourself to know more about Charlie Kirk's killer's ideology and why the meme evidence found on the scene and social media seemed so confusing, here's a brief tutorial.
September 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If you don't know what a "Groyper" is, that's probably for the best. But if you need to educate yourself to know more about Charlie Kirk's killer's ideology and why the meme evidence found on the scene and social media seemed so confusing, here's a brief tutorial.
It's about to hit the fan. I think we all know where he wants to send the homeless. And keep in mind who he considers "criminals." He's openly referred to protesters and people who simply criticize his administration as criminals.
August 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's about to hit the fan. I think we all know where he wants to send the homeless. And keep in mind who he considers "criminals." He's openly referred to protesters and people who simply criticize his administration as criminals.
I think someone is feeling threatened by Loony Loomer and wants her Queen Bigot crown back.
July 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think someone is feeling threatened by Loony Loomer and wants her Queen Bigot crown back.
Trump and DeSantis' Alligator Auschwitz, already flooded after 1.5 inches of rain. No word on what the evacuation plan is when an actual hurricane strikes, other than that the warning system has been deactivated. People are going to die.
July 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump and DeSantis' Alligator Auschwitz, already flooded after 1.5 inches of rain. No word on what the evacuation plan is when an actual hurricane strikes, other than that the warning system has been deactivated. People are going to die.
There are an estimated 11 million undocumented immigrants in the US. 65 million is the number of people in the US who identify as Hispanic, including my wife and daughter. Laura Loomer, a close adviser to Trump, just openly called for ethnic cleansing.
July 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There are an estimated 11 million undocumented immigrants in the US. 65 million is the number of people in the US who identify as Hispanic, including my wife and daughter. Laura Loomer, a close adviser to Trump, just openly called for ethnic cleansing.
If you're at all worried about the US getting embroiled in another war or of potential retaliation from Iran, just remember it could be wor...oh, shit!
June 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you're at all worried about the US getting embroiled in another war or of potential retaliation from Iran, just remember it could be wor...oh, shit!
I can't tell if Trump is asleep or if he shitting his pants. Maybe both.
June 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I can't tell if Trump is asleep or if he shitting his pants. Maybe both.
He sure told him...
June 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
He sure told him...
Yes, the war-torn City of Santa Monica, where you walk around in a state of constant anxiety about when a Jamba juice might spill on your shoes.
June 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Yes, the war-torn City of Santa Monica, where you walk around in a state of constant anxiety about when a Jamba juice might spill on your shoes.
Um, they dropped the pretext pretty fast there. 😳
Translation: We're an occupying force invading our own country to force regime change of the lawfully elected government.
Translation: We're an occupying force invading our own country to force regime change of the lawfully elected government.
June 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Um, they dropped the pretext pretty fast there. 😳
Translation: We're an occupying force invading our own country to force regime change of the lawfully elected government.
Translation: We're an occupying force invading our own country to force regime change of the lawfully elected government.
Tonight, we venture into the #Shadowdark .
April 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tonight, we venture into the #Shadowdark .
Found in the Latin American Foods section of Ralph's. Because when I think "authentic Mexican," I think "Taco Bell."
January 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Found in the Latin American Foods section of Ralph's. Because when I think "authentic Mexican," I think "Taco Bell."
Plumbing repair achieved. Leaking shower head no longer leaking.
Feels a little quaint, actually having a shower to repair with what's going on around us right now.
Feels a little quaint, actually having a shower to repair with what's going on around us right now.
January 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Plumbing repair achieved. Leaking shower head no longer leaking.
Feels a little quaint, actually having a shower to repair with what's going on around us right now.
Feels a little quaint, actually having a shower to repair with what's going on around us right now.