Harrison Shecter
shec.bsky.social
Harrison Shecter
@shec.bsky.social
same as last year
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
(person who’s only had pies before trying pizza): this must be some kind of pizza pie
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i think all facets of society are ready for a murder mystery detective show where the lead character is a laptop on a Segway running chatGPT that solves every crime when the other cops tell it all the clues they find
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
as any menswear historian will tell you. the modern necktie was invented in 1925 when stanley morris of new york got a hot dog mustard stain on his white shirt and needed a fashionable way to cover it up before a big meeting
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com true lovers of baseball will want to tune in for the 9th inning of the Red Sox vs Orioles double hitter game 1 where a position player is lobbing 35 mph pitches to help the bullpen rest for game 2
May 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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they should make an iced coffee for the winter that’s hot and warms you up like soup would
December 5, 2023 at 3:24 PM
sending an email confirming receipt of your email confirming receipt of my previous email confirming
January 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my New Year’s resolution is the same as last year. writing the wrong year on everything for a few weeks
January 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
both of the escalators in south station are working today and I don’t think any of the holiday travelers in there realize how remarkable that is
December 23, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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setting this on my desk at work to remind myself why i'm putting in the long hours
December 20, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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as much as i appreciate and enjoy the times i've tried chinese food as it's actually eaten in china, like twice a year i need a styrofoam container filled to the brim with vegetable scrap lo mein and fried general tso food dye red chicken glop so bad it's unreal
October 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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there should be a website you can use to search the internet
October 9, 2024 at 7:12 PM
juxtaposing a graph of my weight from year to date with the S&P500 and asking you which is which
August 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Let’s see how this goes
June 13, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Pockets are incredible. Top 3 invention for sure. Whoever came up with that idea must have made a fortune
June 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
finding a way to work the word “denouement” into a patent application
March 1, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Several times per week I find myself asking when we will get a Jinya Ramen in Boston
February 26, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I can’t go to sweetgreen again knowing that the same food would cost like 300 rupiya Bharat me
February 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
it would be cool if we could quantify the amount of energy you get from eating a certain amount of a certain type of food. Then you could choose to eat particular types of food in amounts that give you the desired amount of energy without excess(fat). Unfortunately no such quantification exists yet
January 3, 2024 at 11:35 PM
i have no problem sharing my phone location with my wife but i do think it would be more efficient to give her a coin she can flip where one side of the coin says “work” and the other side says “burger king”
December 17, 2023 at 6:32 PM
in a social media network, the people are represented by 2 equally important groups: the posters who make posts, and the reply guys who say the same thing in different words in the comments. these are their stories
October 18, 2023 at 7:35 PM
search “drinks” in your camera roll
October 5, 2023 at 11:15 PM
lab grown meat is going to be so great once it gets through the regulatory process. some people are grossed out by the idea, but hey more fried “chicken” for me then I guess
October 4, 2023 at 1:04 PM
having a “New York” bagel
September 30, 2023 at 2:38 PM
everyone has some piece of only mildly obscure media that too frequently enters your brain for no reason and for me it’s the king of the hill episode where hank starts working at a communist grocery because they have the best steaks
September 23, 2023 at 1:11 PM