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SHEALAN
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Sydney-based Software Engineer / Creative Technologist. Film & VFX nerd. Hot sauce addict.
Remotion's new Timeline starter kit knows what's up. Respect. #darkmode4life
August 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Google is a 3.735 trillion dollar company with access to virtually unlimited AI resources, yet dark mode apps have looked like this for years.
August 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
RIP Google. This is what page 1 search results look like with ads blocked. Never thought I would see the day. The death of the internet as we knew it is happening at a terrifying speed.
July 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I miss music blogs. I spent the early 2000's in the RSS trenches, and it was incredible. Finding fresh gold, downloading the MP3, dropping it in a club on Serato that night and getting a response. Man. I could ride that buzz for a straight week after. ❤️
July 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm seeing a lot of commits like this on open source projects lately. 😄 Sign of the times.
June 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Watching this on repeat on VHS as a kid is likely one of the reasons I turned into such a horror movie fanatic as an adult. That and watching Blood Beach at age 6. www.bbc.com/culture/arti...
'It has the appeal of an actual horror': How Return to Oz became one of the darkest children's films ever made
Released 40 years ago this week, The Wizard of Oz sequel Return to Oz was as scary as it was unconventional. It was a box office failure, but has since become a cult classic.
www.bbc.com
June 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Apple designers are quite skilled, so it's odd they overlooked the whole "make the text readable" aspect of iOS 26.
June 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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From the company that brought you negatively tracked Helvetica Neue set at 6pt for iOS 7 comes… yet more illegible text for iOS 26! Can’t even blame Jony Ive this time.
June 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
OSX Vista
June 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m guessing the storyline for Stranger Things season 5 revolves around our characters convalescing in an aged care facility.
June 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yeah, Sinners is fucking incredible.
May 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@polymatt.bsky.social I’m absolutely loving your videos. Do you have info on the 2D and 3D software you use anywhere? I’m seeing a few interfaces I don’t recognise.
May 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This network's growth seems to be stalling. I hope it's temporary. I really, really don't want to go back to the bad place...
May 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don’t let the AI bros fool you. This is in fact what peak programming looks like.
May 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Google I/O just sherlocked half of the human race.
May 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Our cats are so dramatic. They spotted a moth on the window and were SHOOK 😂
May 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Four Seasons on Netflix is just perfect.
May 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Billions of dollars wasted on Marvel universe movies nobody wants or cares about, while Kung Fury 2 languishes in a vault somewhere unreleased. Release the gunchucks!!! youtu.be/WSIeKfxSA0k
🟢KUNG FURY 2 FILTRADO! Trailer de 10Min con Michael Fassbender, Schwarzenegger, David Hasselhoff
YouTube video by LaNaveRETRO
youtu.be
May 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Conclave elects the world’s first deep dish Pope.”
May 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
In Poland they use clams to detect water pollution. When the clams close it means danger. Similarly, legal brothels in America just reported a 20% drop in revenue signalling an imminent recession. The clams don’t lie.
May 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Officially part of the Threadripper club 😈
May 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Hegseth: (entering Pentagon) Yo check out what I found in the parking lot. Free USB stick!
April 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I love Blackmagic Design so much. It’s this absolute powerhouse company making some of the most innovative cameras, software, and production hardware, but they’re based in South Melbourne so you watch their keynote and it’s basically some guy who comes out as says “G’day cunts, check THIS shit out.”
April 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM