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Shea
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Gay AF 🏳️‍🌈. Trial lawyer ⚖️. I run too much. Gaymer (Nintendo Switch/PS5/Xbox One). Lover of pizza, soccer, bagels, and coffee.
"Cheaper" eggs (except they're not) were totally worth all of this. Great job R voters. Well done.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Today, we remember the nearly 3,000 innocent lives lost on September 11, 2001, the first responders who bravely ran into danger to save their neighbors and the families who still carry the weight of that tragic day.

We will never forget.
September 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
And? That fucker was all jokes when there was a mass shooting here in NYC a few months ago.

Fuck him.
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Not sure all the Mamdani supporters who are pissed at the Bronx voters going for Cuomo and saying "well they're uneducated" realize JUST how ironic it is they call themselves progressive and yet they're saying shit like this...

Jesus.
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sure. Why not. 🤷🏻‍♀️
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I haven't seen this many excellent memes since that millionaire Titanic submarine imploded...
June 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
At what point do people realize that this clusterfuck of an "economic policy" is deliberately intended to crash the economy so the oligarchs can buy up the pieces at a fraction of the office? www.nbcnews.com/business/mar...
U.S. stocks plunge minutes into trading day as tariffs slam global markets
Wall Street investors kicked off the trading day with major selling. Japan’s main stock index slid 2.7% and Europe’s Stoxx 600 was down more than 2.2%.
www.nbcnews.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
FUCK. THE. MTA.

Worthless excuse for a transit service.
Northbound [N][Q][R][W] trains are running with delays after we moved a train that had its brakes activated at 34 St-Herald Sq.
March 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I attempted to make a traditional bangers and mash with gravy for the holiday today.

Me: *regularly makes Indian, Thai, Ethiopian, etc dishes* "no problem!"

Me making a white people dish: "wtf is this"

🤷🏻‍♀️
March 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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When AOC and Adam Kinzinger are both furious at Chuck Schumer, for the exact same reason, maybe you need to give up the idea this is just a backlash coming from far left activists.
March 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It's almost like this dumb motherfucker has no clue what he's doing and the idiot Americans who put him into power had ALL the info they needed to know this clusterfuckery would result. 🤦🏻‍♀️

We haven't even begun to see the resulting damage yet.
So to put it in context:

Tuesday: Trump puts a sweeping tariffs on all goods coming into the U.S. from Canada and Mexico.

Wednesday: The White House said it would begin exempting U.S. automakers from the tariffs.

Today: An exemption on tariffs for most goods coming into the U.S. from Mexico.
Trump says most goods from Mexico will be exempt from recent tariffs for one month
Trump said goods compliant with the North American free trade agreement will not face a 25% tariff, which he put in place Tuesday on Mexican and Canadian imports.
nbcnews.to
March 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Only true #TheLastOfUs2 fans know the danger of this shot. #TLOU2
March 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My favorite part about having a cat is the look of sheer outrage they throw at you the minute you stop giving them head scratches. They're like "EXCUSE ME SUSAN, DID I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR TASK GET BACK OVER HERE."
February 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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New York Gov. Kathy Hochul rejects a request to extradite a doctor who was charged with prescribing abortion pills online to a Louisiana resident last month.
New York governor rejects Louisiana's extradition request for doctor in abortion pill case
“I will not be signing an extradition order that came from the governor of Louisiana, not now, not ever,” Gov. Kathy Hochul said.
www.nbcnews.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
🗣️ KATHY HOCHUL CAN, AND SHOULD, REMOVE THIS CORRUPT PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT NOW 🗣️
This letter, from now-resigned prosecutor Danielle Sassoon to Pam Bondi, is worth reading in full. Simply put, there is no non-corrupt reason for dismissing Eric Adams’ case. The Trump DOJ is itself obstructing both justice and the rule of law.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Read Danielle Sassoon’s Letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi
Danielle R. Sassoon, Manhattan’s acting U.S. attorney, writes to Attorney General Pam Bondi, refusing to drop the case against Mayor Eric Adams.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can't say I would be any different if I was asked to do the ludicrous things these prosecutors were asked to do. It would take everything I have not to call them a far more foul word.
Hagan Scotten, assistant U.S. attorney for the SDNY who was working on the Eric Adams corruption case, has resigned from his position in a blistering letter to Acting Deputy AG Emil Bove:

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion”
February 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
These idiots have clearly never been on the other side of a pissed off New Yorker. We engage in verbal swordplay on the daily for fun, but god help the people who actually piss us off.

We survived 9/11 and the worst Covid outbreak in the country. These Muskrats are nothing we can't handle.
New, longer and stronger statement from Gov. Kathy Hochul on the lawsuit filed against her and other NY leaders over the Green Light Law. "There's no way I'm letting federal agents, or Elon Musk's shadowy DOGE operation, get unfettered access to the personal data of any New Yorker in the DMV system"
February 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Toni was screaming at the balcony door this morning (it snowed yet again last night), so we let her out and this is as far as she got before she NOPE'd right back into the house.
February 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Welp

Seal’s face on an actual seal will haunt tonight’s nightmares
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wild thought but I am now thinking the reason good guys prevail in media, especially epic long term stories, is because it never happens in real life. It's literally fiction because humans are too horrible to realize its potential in real life.

Fucking depressing realization lol.
February 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.
February 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I believe this is, hmm, what was it called again...oh right, this is the definition of "fuck around and find out." 🤦🏻‍♀️
February 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Part of my morning run views before work. 👍🏼
February 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Gotta be honest. By the end of Abby's playthrough before the theater, I am 💯 on her side. #TheLastOfUs2
February 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hmmm if only someone could have told y'all that sane-washing Mango Mussolini and his ilk for the past year could lead to something like this...

And now you're kicked out on your ass and replaced by OANN and Breitbart. Good work mainstream news media! 👏🏼
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM