People say "The best thing since sliced bread" because before slicing it was invented, you had to swallow a loaf whole and you could see it going down your throat sideways while your eyes watered and you banged your fist on the table.

I’ve been making homemade ravioli all day

And Boy Ar Dees arms tired

My writing process is usually:

a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread

Have you been here? The view serves as a reminder of what we are working to protect.

Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it

Back in 2016 I made a deleted youtube video calling out Tana, challenging her to be the first female YouTubers to throw down in the ring. And yes, I did say, ‘You’ll go down like Tanacon did.’ 😭 The vision, the drama - I was ahead of my time. Tana, if you’re reading this, the offer still stands 😂

Okay but hear me out:

A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.

I’m currently writing 5 books.
• book 1: my life testimony!🦋
• book 2-4: a series that will contain ciphers inside that might lead to a real life treasure 👀
• book 5: romance novel that
features a song at the start of every chap, along with a note, so readers can listen to the song while they read.

Since we all introduce each other here. I’m Shaye, my fav color is grey and I’m a Christian. I like listening/making music. I love writing, reading + Journalism. A bit of a foodie. Content creator. Entrepreneur. True crime junkie. Coffee addict. A little bit of everything tbh. That about sums me up

*pssssst*

Hey

You know that one project?

That one you've wanted to write FOREVER except it's scary as hell & maybe you don't feel good
enough or brave enough or strong enough?

Spend 15 min on it today

Keep the dream alive

Even a pot on the back burner needs to occasionally be stirred

Libraries need to reclassify 1984 from fiction to nonfiction.