Just the idea of smelling hot fried ketchup covered noodles made me gag, I can't even imagine putting it in my mouth and trying to eat it

🤮🤮🤮

I just had a very visceral reaction to learning of the existence of that chinese dish. But I also hate ketchup

When I moved here and everyone carried on about white sauce it was such a mysterious thing. who knew that it was Tidewater culture

A lot of sellers on various sites are using AI to write the descriptions too, which is not only obnoxious but pretty obvious once you've seen it a few times, it always uses the same sort of structure and phrasing. I've had a few disputes over it too, when it has made things up.

I say "every once in awhile" but it's actually pretty often tbh. I was talking about something just the other day and I was like "oh yeah that was in 2012. that sure was.....13 years ago wasn't it? huh."

If there was a feasible way to provide that to you I would. but I am giving you mental hugs.

I'd say it alternates between Blink-182 and very early 2000s indie emo pop

But still slaps

If this is about the same post I saw, it is insane to me that people are now trying to redefine "barely legal" to mean 14 and up. That's just illegal? Maybe they're grasping around for that other term that means "underage but not young children" but the (il)legality of it was never a question.

Oh NICE
I love finds like that, like it's meant to be

monchichi means happiness!

do you want another ian miles cheong? this is how you get another ian miles cheong. he’s no one with no accomplishments. let him vanish. take the time you’d spend dunking on him & read the wikipedia article on flatulence. the section on the the edo period art scroll showing a fart battle rocks.

Seeing that screen *immediately* transports me back to seeing it for the first time on the demo NES they had at Kmart that let you play different games for like 10 minutes, and how it seemed like the coolest most amazing game ever, and then all the feelings of playing through it as a kid at home

In the dream I'm always like man I hope this is a dream, but it clearly isn't because I'm not waking up and this feels very real, so I guess I need to figure out how to get to a dentist or something asap

And then every time I wake up then and I'm like oh thank goodness it really was a dream