Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
I'm Al (thats my name) I'm 25 and nothing I say can be held against me in a court of law (he/him)
Call me Dr House the way I got. A house on me now
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Call me Dr House the way I got. A house on me now
NOOOO IM ACTUALLY UPSET!! NOT BLAD
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
NOOOO IM ACTUALLY UPSET!! NOT BLAD
I gotta go to the mall but im dressed like a complete dickhead because im in my Bike To Work Clothes. Nobody look at me for gods sake
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I gotta go to the mall but im dressed like a complete dickhead because im in my Bike To Work Clothes. Nobody look at me for gods sake
I dont miss my boyfriend actually he can stay where he is
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I dont miss my boyfriend actually he can stay where he is
Drew these ideas n sent them to my tattoo artist. Deposit paid so this is happening the 15th YAY
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Drew these ideas n sent them to my tattoo artist. Deposit paid so this is happening the 15th YAY
Yvon I drew in 2018 vs Yvon I drew TODAY :)
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Yvon I drew in 2018 vs Yvon I drew TODAY :)
I hate commercialism why are these blueberries scary
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I hate commercialism why are these blueberries scary
My sweet babykitten
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My sweet babykitten
Had a terrible day that almost broke me n Im in bed recovering & this reel just saved my fucking life. Im okay again
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Had a terrible day that almost broke me n Im in bed recovering & this reel just saved my fucking life. Im okay again
Am I a hater for being tired of gimmick accounts that are like "doing x every day until x" that get like 500000000 followers doing Nothing or should I be jealous that someone else is absolutely monetizing smth minor and Im not
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Am I a hater for being tired of gimmick accounts that are like "doing x every day until x" that get like 500000000 followers doing Nothing or should I be jealous that someone else is absolutely monetizing smth minor and Im not
I LOVE THEATER I LOVE ACTING I LOVE MUSICAL I LOVE HEATHERS
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I LOVE THEATER I LOVE ACTING I LOVE MUSICAL I LOVE HEATHERS
Talking to my boss earlier was actually a huge relief but I was worried beforehand cuz Ive gotten a bit tired of her lately. However she said most of the things I needed to hear (except for "let me go fire him") and i felt a lot better. And then on my way home? Rainbow. Must be a sign. Of something
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Talking to my boss earlier was actually a huge relief but I was worried beforehand cuz Ive gotten a bit tired of her lately. However she said most of the things I needed to hear (except for "let me go fire him") and i felt a lot better. And then on my way home? Rainbow. Must be a sign. Of something
Oh you havent seen the necklace? With the 8 lighting bolts and the 8 point star? Approved and released by the Queen Od Easter Eggs?
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh you havent seen the necklace? With the 8 lighting bolts and the 8 point star? Approved and released by the Queen Od Easter Eggs?
When your boyfriend goes to Berlin for a week you can put up as many clowns in the bedroom as you want
October 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When your boyfriend goes to Berlin for a week you can put up as many clowns in the bedroom as you want
When will it all end
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When will it all end
The animal thats ruining my life btw
October 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The animal thats ruining my life btw
Lotte stopped being annoying the second I stopped trying to sleep
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Lotte stopped being annoying the second I stopped trying to sleep
Hi everyone this is Shauna shes Natalia's daughter and my newest obsession HEEEEEHEEE
October 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hi everyone this is Shauna shes Natalia's daughter and my newest obsession HEEEEEHEEE
A new era has begun
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A new era has begun
Got the package from my mom. It wasnt weed related at all, its EGGS
September 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Got the package from my mom. It wasnt weed related at all, its EGGS
