Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
I'm Al (thats my name) I'm 25 and nothing I say can be held against me in a court of law (he/him)
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Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
· Mar 28
I caved and made an instagram for my cat and legally you all have to follow it
Just woke up n remembered Blad the pukeko died yesterday and now im teary eyed
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Just woke up n remembered Blad the pukeko died yesterday and now im teary eyed
NOOOO IM ACTUALLY UPSET!! NOT BLAD
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
NOOOO IM ACTUALLY UPSET!! NOT BLAD
Already fucked up by getting too little sleep before my tattoo but then I woke up because I got one of my classic Hardcore Leg Cramps while ASLEEP and I just started screaming and howling in pain n gave myself a headache ALONG w my leg being messed up. The post-cramp pain always lasts like a week-
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Already fucked up by getting too little sleep before my tattoo but then I woke up because I got one of my classic Hardcore Leg Cramps while ASLEEP and I just started screaming and howling in pain n gave myself a headache ALONG w my leg being messed up. The post-cramp pain always lasts like a week-
Playing Fallout 76 for the first time RIGHT NOW
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Playing Fallout 76 for the first time RIGHT NOW
I gotta go to the mall but im dressed like a complete dickhead because im in my Bike To Work Clothes. Nobody look at me for gods sake
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I gotta go to the mall but im dressed like a complete dickhead because im in my Bike To Work Clothes. Nobody look at me for gods sake
Tattoo, concert AND comic con in 2 DAYS!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Tattoo, concert AND comic con in 2 DAYS!!!!!
Border customs release my package NOW or else
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Border customs release my package NOW or else
My Problem Coworker has been talking shit about me to our new coworker already, and I know because she straight up told me today lmaooo! However she also very much sounded like she thinks hes a clown (as we hoped) so Im glad I get to work more w her to show that whatever hes been telling her is BS
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My Problem Coworker has been talking shit about me to our new coworker already, and I know because she straight up told me today lmaooo! However she also very much sounded like she thinks hes a clown (as we hoped) so Im glad I get to work more w her to show that whatever hes been telling her is BS
Ive decided ghat the solution to my Issues will be deleting most of my apps off my phone and then have everything but tumblr be Desktop Only. Cuz I know i wont wanna open my conputer to look at fuckass reels. This will go into effect... tomorrow probably.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ive decided ghat the solution to my Issues will be deleting most of my apps off my phone and then have everything but tumblr be Desktop Only. Cuz I know i wont wanna open my conputer to look at fuckass reels. This will go into effect... tomorrow probably.
Back to work tomorrow *throws up*
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Back to work tomorrow *throws up*
Urge to delete all social media is soooo fucking strong its unreal
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Urge to delete all social media is soooo fucking strong its unreal
I think I just ate a lot of raw pizza dough accidentally
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think I just ate a lot of raw pizza dough accidentally
Lotte is my sweet baby pea princess whom I love more than anything and also my worst enemy forever
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lotte is my sweet baby pea princess whom I love more than anything and also my worst enemy forever
Honestly might stretch my second lobe piercings eventually. Just cuz I can
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Honestly might stretch my second lobe piercings eventually. Just cuz I can
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Here’s some more #jennifersbody #fanart to get it out of my system . This is technically a redraw of an older fanart of mine I’m really happy with how much my art has progressed since then #wlw #clipstudiopaint #digitalart
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Here’s some more #jennifersbody #fanart to get it out of my system . This is technically a redraw of an older fanart of mine I’m really happy with how much my art has progressed since then #wlw #clipstudiopaint #digitalart
My friends and my boyfriend are all hanging out rn but because Ive got evening shift im sitting here at work on 2 milkcrates eating lasagna by myself. On a friday nontheless
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My friends and my boyfriend are all hanging out rn but because Ive got evening shift im sitting here at work on 2 milkcrates eating lasagna by myself. On a friday nontheless
Reading more abt this education Im considering pursuing and Im getting kinda nauseous with the idea of it all... like its related to kids and teaching and shit & its so different from what Ive spent the last 10 years doing. Its so people-oriented n a lot of responability. Man...... its fucking scary
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reading more abt this education Im considering pursuing and Im getting kinda nauseous with the idea of it all... like its related to kids and teaching and shit & its so different from what Ive spent the last 10 years doing. Its so people-oriented n a lot of responability. Man...... its fucking scary
Boyfriend top surgery time in 19 days.... im almost as excited as I was for my own 😭
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Boyfriend top surgery time in 19 days.... im almost as excited as I was for my own 😭
Drew these ideas n sent them to my tattoo artist. Deposit paid so this is happening the 15th YAY
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Drew these ideas n sent them to my tattoo artist. Deposit paid so this is happening the 15th YAY
Gonna watch Jojo Rabbit. Wish me luck
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Gonna watch Jojo Rabbit. Wish me luck
We have to choose when we want breaks at work for all of 2026 already and I feel kinda bad writing down dates knowing I will not be working here by then lmak
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
We have to choose when we want breaks at work for all of 2026 already and I feel kinda bad writing down dates knowing I will not be working here by then lmak
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Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨
Been itching to get tatted again but suddenly felt anxious about it but then one of my polish artists messaged me personally to say shes coming to copenhagen soon if Im interested again. How lucky can one man be
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Been itching to get tatted again but suddenly felt anxious about it but then one of my polish artists messaged me personally to say shes coming to copenhagen soon if Im interested again. How lucky can one man be