Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
I'm Al (thats my name) I'm 25 and nothing I say can be held against me in a court of law (he/him)
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Pissf****t
@sharknadoalex.bsky.social
· Mar 28
I caved and made an instagram for my cat and legally you all have to follow it
First snow of the year today AND I feel less sick :) christmas miracle
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
First snow of the year today AND I feel less sick :) christmas miracle
Im back to reels (sorry im super sick its all I got) and NO i dont wanna see videos of women getting their bushes waxxed!!! FUCK OFF!!! LEAVE WOMEN ALONE
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Im back to reels (sorry im super sick its all I got) and NO i dont wanna see videos of women getting their bushes waxxed!!! FUCK OFF!!! LEAVE WOMEN ALONE
Slept fucking awful and I woke up 80 times w my skull full of snot. This is so far the Worst ive been sick this year jesus
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Slept fucking awful and I woke up 80 times w my skull full of snot. This is so far the Worst ive been sick this year jesus
Full on sick now, coughing hard and painful. Tried to do a covid test w a kit August has had laying around but the fucking test fluid was like?? Evaporated??? So that was useless. Who knows what I have. But I do know I CANNOT give it to August, cuz hes having top surgery in A WEEK
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Full on sick now, coughing hard and painful. Tried to do a covid test w a kit August has had laying around but the fucking test fluid was like?? Evaporated??? So that was useless. Who knows what I have. But I do know I CANNOT give it to August, cuz hes having top surgery in A WEEK
13 mm smooth upsize NO blowout baby!!! Glass plugs so they look even bigger which I def dont mind. 13 year old me would pass out
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
13 mm smooth upsize NO blowout baby!!! Glass plugs so they look even bigger which I def dont mind. 13 year old me would pass out
I obv dont like to find out my coworker talks badly abt me behind my back but I have to say. Gossipping at work is sooooo fun... liek SORRY im a hypocrite.. i wanna know whos hooking up in secret and whos fighting w who and I wanna share the juicy goss I personally have. Like SORRY
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I obv dont like to find out my coworker talks badly abt me behind my back but I have to say. Gossipping at work is sooooo fun... liek SORRY im a hypocrite.. i wanna know whos hooking up in secret and whos fighting w who and I wanna share the juicy goss I personally have. Like SORRY
Finally home from work. Time to pokemon go to the polls and vote
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Finally home from work. Time to pokemon go to the polls and vote
Im sick and still at work and I should be off in 15 mins but we had a rly busy day so I still need to order groceries n shit but the freaking grocery website is DOWN. Are you KIDDING me
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Im sick and still at work and I should be off in 15 mins but we had a rly busy day so I still need to order groceries n shit but the freaking grocery website is DOWN. Are you KIDDING me
Everytime i open reddit i see the stupidest questions asked. Come on
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Everytime i open reddit i see the stupidest questions asked. Come on
My throat hurts I might just end it all honestly
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My throat hurts I might just end it all honestly
Ive only played an hour of fallout 76 so far but i dont like it FUCKKKK
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ive only played an hour of fallout 76 so far but i dont like it FUCKKKK
Just woke up n remembered Blad the pukeko died yesterday and now im teary eyed
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Just woke up n remembered Blad the pukeko died yesterday and now im teary eyed
NOOOO IM ACTUALLY UPSET!! NOT BLAD
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
NOOOO IM ACTUALLY UPSET!! NOT BLAD
Already fucked up by getting too little sleep before my tattoo but then I woke up because I got one of my classic Hardcore Leg Cramps while ASLEEP and I just started screaming and howling in pain n gave myself a headache ALONG w my leg being messed up. The post-cramp pain always lasts like a week-
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Already fucked up by getting too little sleep before my tattoo but then I woke up because I got one of my classic Hardcore Leg Cramps while ASLEEP and I just started screaming and howling in pain n gave myself a headache ALONG w my leg being messed up. The post-cramp pain always lasts like a week-
Playing Fallout 76 for the first time RIGHT NOW
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Playing Fallout 76 for the first time RIGHT NOW
I gotta go to the mall but im dressed like a complete dickhead because im in my Bike To Work Clothes. Nobody look at me for gods sake
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I gotta go to the mall but im dressed like a complete dickhead because im in my Bike To Work Clothes. Nobody look at me for gods sake
Tattoo, concert AND comic con in 2 DAYS!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Tattoo, concert AND comic con in 2 DAYS!!!!!
Border customs release my package NOW or else
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Border customs release my package NOW or else
My Problem Coworker has been talking shit about me to our new coworker already, and I know because she straight up told me today lmaooo! However she also very much sounded like she thinks hes a clown (as we hoped) so Im glad I get to work more w her to show that whatever hes been telling her is BS
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My Problem Coworker has been talking shit about me to our new coworker already, and I know because she straight up told me today lmaooo! However she also very much sounded like she thinks hes a clown (as we hoped) so Im glad I get to work more w her to show that whatever hes been telling her is BS
Ive decided ghat the solution to my Issues will be deleting most of my apps off my phone and then have everything but tumblr be Desktop Only. Cuz I know i wont wanna open my conputer to look at fuckass reels. This will go into effect... tomorrow probably.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ive decided ghat the solution to my Issues will be deleting most of my apps off my phone and then have everything but tumblr be Desktop Only. Cuz I know i wont wanna open my conputer to look at fuckass reels. This will go into effect... tomorrow probably.
Back to work tomorrow *throws up*
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Back to work tomorrow *throws up*
Urge to delete all social media is soooo fucking strong its unreal
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Urge to delete all social media is soooo fucking strong its unreal
I think I just ate a lot of raw pizza dough accidentally
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think I just ate a lot of raw pizza dough accidentally