The first criminal statutes in the Massachusetts General Laws ban all forms & manner of dueling.

The law is a contemporaneous study in history.

the cashier called me young and katie perry is singing about daisy dukes

god and all his angels are in heaven

i custom made a breakfast sandwich that would make the gods themselves wince in disgust

there’s a pleasantly meddlesome guy here who all the staff seems to know, regard as harmless; but I know better

wawa has shooters

they have multiple branded non dairy creamers, someone came to play

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These records indicate that someone successfully impersonated the FBI in order to get me swatted. I was already aware this had happened but had to wait nearly a year to get the document that proves it. My reports to the Dallas Police Department about this have gone unanswered.

I learned in the past week that the word for owl in French is chouette (f.) and hibou (m.).

Fascinating stuff.