I love you, sarge.

Oh I don't doubt they're a non stop cavalcade of hilarity if you have a brain that could rotate inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides.

Jerusalem cricket. Which is neither a cricket nor has anything to do with Jerusalem. But apparently is tasty af if you're a corgi.

It's real hard to take pictures of gross bugs when the corgi is seconds away from being like CHOMF. At least this time it wasn't a scorpion.

And a whole pack of bootlicking fuckin rubes cheering Schiff for this shit. I just fuckin can't anymore. Die screaming with sharp things in your head.

matsumo shrugs

And yet you keep voting for me.

Probably in one of those obnoxious digital picture frames he sent everyone for christmas

Living the dream.

With the nested toolbars and everything? Non-zero, probably.

Anyway my grandad was apparently one of the engineers from those shit alien prequels.

And it looks like it was from an mpeg dumped from a VHS copy of something projected that was probably recorded on a 1950s ass brownie or something. We've got like a dozen steps of separation from this actual image stretched over seventy years before he sent this from his fucking android.

Now it's hilarious and KISS is there probably.

At the time I could see it being cool as like a shortcut to Luxury Gay Space Communism but I've lived on the planet for a minute so I'd fully expect the fantasy to turn into a paperclip optimizer while immortal billionaires trade our uploaded souls like Pokemon.

Excuse me Frau What

man did every one of us make that same crack at the same time or what

This is def the best thing we could be doing with our limited time on earth.