Shard - Non-Local Muscle Femme
@shardcollective.bsky.social
AuDHD slut nerd or smth, I don't remember | Artisan? dicemaker, 3d artist | 25 | Lesbian Femboy | Pronouns: Fae/Faer
I 3d model, 3d print, cast stuff, and sometimes paint stuff. @ShardFoxDice on Instagram
Commission or donate: ko-fi.com/shardperson
I 3d model, 3d print, cast stuff, and sometimes paint stuff. @ShardFoxDice on Instagram
Commission or donate: ko-fi.com/shardperson
"you ever notice how they make princesses small enough to hold with one arm but knights have 2 arms? Kinda fucked up if u think about it"
(In the most pathetic voice ever)
"Nooo, one arm hold princess, other arm spank princess, makes sense!"
(In the most pathetic voice ever)
"Nooo, one arm hold princess, other arm spank princess, makes sense!"
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
"you ever notice how they make princesses small enough to hold with one arm but knights have 2 arms? Kinda fucked up if u think about it"
(In the most pathetic voice ever)
"Nooo, one arm hold princess, other arm spank princess, makes sense!"
(In the most pathetic voice ever)
"Nooo, one arm hold princess, other arm spank princess, makes sense!"
Everyone's always like "why does no one start a matrix server", no one's ever like "here's 500€ for a computer to run the matrix server 24/7"
Compute's cheap but storage, especially now, is so extremely costly
Compute's cheap but storage, especially now, is so extremely costly
i always see a lot of "ugh, time to switch to matrix" and not a lot of "here is the link to join my matrix server"
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Everyone's always like "why does no one start a matrix server", no one's ever like "here's 500€ for a computer to run the matrix server 24/7"
Compute's cheap but storage, especially now, is so extremely costly
Compute's cheap but storage, especially now, is so extremely costly
The real thing is they have a strong monopoly cuz as much as they shoot themselves on the foot, there's still no alternative with feature parity
are we all pretending that we’re gonna stop using discord again
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The real thing is they have a strong monopoly cuz as much as they shoot themselves on the foot, there's still no alternative with feature parity
The reality of this is you dont have to investigate much or be conspiratorial, it's pushed by a literal handful of billionaires, half of them cuz they're anti-porn conservative freaks and the other half because they're data brokers, and they say this all openly and proudly
Like I'm not trying to be conspiratorial. I just want to understand the causal origins of this stuff. Payment processors holding a gun to their client's heads across multiple industries to implement sweeping and unpopular age verification mechanics isn't coming from nowhere, and AFAIK it's not a law
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The reality of this is you dont have to investigate much or be conspiratorial, it's pushed by a literal handful of billionaires, half of them cuz they're anti-porn conservative freaks and the other half because they're data brokers, and they say this all openly and proudly
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how the fuck am i supposed to cook a meal without my tits out on a discord video call
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
how the fuck am i supposed to cook a meal without my tits out on a discord video call
Chat is this a good winter outfit? I feel like its missing smth but i'm not sure what
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Chat is this a good winter outfit? I feel like its missing smth but i'm not sure what
mommy model kit?
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
mommy model kit?
Quick someone send me 10€ on ko-fi so I can buy a good Hive Lord model to pose against this guy
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Quick someone send me 10€ on ko-fi so I can buy a good Hive Lord model to pose against this guy
Aa a foxgirl i gotta say Minecraft Fox is possibly the worst looking Fox anywhere ever
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Aa a foxgirl i gotta say Minecraft Fox is possibly the worst looking Fox anywhere ever
Love to see everyone suddenly acting like they dont know plenty of good or neutral things are illegal too. Plenty of people used/wanted crypto for illegal things, yeah, like buying HRT in countries it's banned, buying drugs, supporting archival and piracy websites...
Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Love to see everyone suddenly acting like they dont know plenty of good or neutral things are illegal too. Plenty of people used/wanted crypto for illegal things, yeah, like buying HRT in countries it's banned, buying drugs, supporting archival and piracy websites...
The For You feed was showing me so many posts from that Scylla loser girl (her words not mine lol) that I had to add this to make it usable again
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The For You feed was showing me so many posts from that Scylla loser girl (her words not mine lol) that I had to add this to make it usable again
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maid: "you can't look up my skirt!!"
princess: "you literally climbed on top of me and got a boner"
princess: "you literally climbed on top of me and got a boner"
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
maid: "you can't look up my skirt!!"
princess: "you literally climbed on top of me and got a boner"
princess: "you literally climbed on top of me and got a boner"
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They need a word for when you’re so gay it makes you stupid. Closest I’ve gotten is GayDHD
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
They need a word for when you’re so gay it makes you stupid. Closest I’ve gotten is GayDHD
Putting a girl on the cumstack and not letting her cum no matter how much she begs
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Putting a girl on the cumstack and not letting her cum no matter how much she begs
Made both my gfs cat ear clips for their headphones and they both look so cute when they're on the puter now
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Made both my gfs cat ear clips for their headphones and they both look so cute when they're on the puter now
any other ex-channer remember the "4chan is secretly a government psyop" memes that would be ironically posted on /b/ all the time back in like 2015?
suddenly really funny now
suddenly really funny now
honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
any other ex-channer remember the "4chan is secretly a government psyop" memes that would be ironically posted on /b/ all the time back in like 2015?
suddenly really funny now
suddenly really funny now
Some quick test fitting before top coating to start work on details and I think the democracy levels on this one are definitely at a solid Helldiver/10
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Some quick test fitting before top coating to start work on details and I think the democracy levels on this one are definitely at a solid Helldiver/10
So how many videos of me topping my gf do I have to post for someone to buy me the coolest Barbie model ever?
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
So how many videos of me topping my gf do I have to post for someone to buy me the coolest Barbie model ever?
Im a Lawbreakers truther, fucking Cliffy B fucked it up with horrible marketing but out of the hero shooter trend it was my favourite
the like, 5 days during which it was playable were some of the most fun I've had in a PvP shooter ever, movement was absolutely insane and the ttk made it matter
the like, 5 days during which it was playable were some of the most fun I've had in a PvP shooter ever, movement was absolutely insane and the ttk made it matter
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Im a Lawbreakers truther, fucking Cliffy B fucked it up with horrible marketing but out of the hero shooter trend it was my favourite
the like, 5 days during which it was playable were some of the most fun I've had in a PvP shooter ever, movement was absolutely insane and the ttk made it matter
the like, 5 days during which it was playable were some of the most fun I've had in a PvP shooter ever, movement was absolutely insane and the ttk made it matter
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It is every fucked up persons goal to become funny about it. Healing can wait.
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It is every fucked up persons goal to become funny about it. Healing can wait.
I wanna mention for those who may have been excited about a new game from former Titanfall devs, that there is ANOTHER studio besides Wildlight that actually looks more promising imo:
gravitywell.games
gravitywell.games
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I wanna mention for those who may have been excited about a new game from former Titanfall devs, that there is ANOTHER studio besides Wildlight that actually looks more promising imo:
gravitywell.games
gravitywell.games
Ive gotta say its kinda funny given my hobbies and interests and kinks but I find the handler/hound mechsplo thing so profoundly unsexy it almost triggers a disgust response. Not in a moral panic way, more like seeing that porn thing of eating cereal out of a girl's gaped ass
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Ive gotta say its kinda funny given my hobbies and interests and kinks but I find the handler/hound mechsplo thing so profoundly unsexy it almost triggers a disgust response. Not in a moral panic way, more like seeing that porn thing of eating cereal out of a girl's gaped ass
Bitch so high she couldnt even type "biting" and somehow typed buying
Even though I have kind of a hot babe personality, me and my girlfriend don't make out much, mostly due to the fact that my mouth is busy buying her boobs more often than not
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Bitch so high she couldnt even type "biting" and somehow typed buying
So i guess this morning through a ridiculous series of events i kind of called the cops on my gf for playing league of legends
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
So i guess this morning through a ridiculous series of events i kind of called the cops on my gf for playing league of legends
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