Shannon
@shannonelizabeth9.bsky.social
Silly goofy feminist killjoy.
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producers really yanked Yulissa up outta there overnight like 😭 #LoveIslandUSA
a cat is laying on a bed with a white blanket .
Alt: A cat getting yanked out of a bed
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June 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
producers really yanked Yulissa up outta there overnight like 😭 #LoveIslandUSA
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ROBBER: everybody lie down!
ME: [already setting my alarm and away message] take your time thx
ME: [already setting my alarm and away message] take your time thx
February 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
ROBBER: everybody lie down!
ME: [already setting my alarm and away message] take your time thx
ME: [already setting my alarm and away message] take your time thx
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
there ARE stupid questions!! 80% of them are asked in HR meetings!!
February 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
there ARE stupid questions!! 80% of them are asked in HR meetings!!
if you have two meetings at the same time on your calendar I am going to presume you’re in no meetings and are actually free.
February 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if you have two meetings at the same time on your calendar I am going to presume you’re in no meetings and are actually free.
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Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
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What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.
wish I was brazen enough to post this on the other sites and start tagging husbands and boyfriends.
February 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
wish I was brazen enough to post this on the other sites and start tagging husbands and boyfriends.
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
Hey! “Inbox Management Training” is a waste of time! If you need this… how did you get hired???
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hey! “Inbox Management Training” is a waste of time! If you need this… how did you get hired???
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maybe staring at this bright horrible rectangle for an hour straight will help
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
maybe staring at this bright horrible rectangle for an hour straight will help
I finished Onyx Storm last night. Need someone to feel confused with!!
January 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I finished Onyx Storm last night. Need someone to feel confused with!!
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 and yet, at the moment he’s golfing
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
 and yet, at the moment he’s golfing
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10 minutes into It Ends With Us (curiosity is a powerful drug) and it’s honestly way worse than I was anticipating.
January 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
10 minutes into It Ends With Us (curiosity is a powerful drug) and it’s honestly way worse than I was anticipating.
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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hi. sorry if you're getting sick of me talking about nonvoters and 3rd party voters. please understand i hate them with the fire of one billion suns.
January 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
hi. sorry if you're getting sick of me talking about nonvoters and 3rd party voters. please understand i hate them with the fire of one billion suns.
What’s the best route to take in asking your new employer if they’re gonna keep all their super cool anti-discrimination policies in place during this hellscape nightmare regime?
January 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What’s the best route to take in asking your new employer if they’re gonna keep all their super cool anti-discrimination policies in place during this hellscape nightmare regime?
At the very least, I appear to be dialed in for the day.
January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At the very least, I appear to be dialed in for the day.
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I did one squat today and my ass didn’t get fatter.
Y’all be lyingggg 😩😩🤣🤣
Y’all be lyingggg 😩😩🤣🤣
January 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I did one squat today and my ass didn’t get fatter.
Y’all be lyingggg 😩😩🤣🤣
Y’all be lyingggg 😩😩🤣🤣
I should go ahead and be Bluesky Famous, right? I’m ready. Let’s do this.
January 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I should go ahead and be Bluesky Famous, right? I’m ready. Let’s do this.
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Don’t underestimate the impact you’re making when you choose to wear a mask.
You’re protecting your health & the health of your community. You’re helping ease the burden on our healthcare system.
You’re standing in solidarity with disabled people & telling the government that no one is expendable
You’re protecting your health & the health of your community. You’re helping ease the burden on our healthcare system.
You’re standing in solidarity with disabled people & telling the government that no one is expendable
January 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Don’t underestimate the impact you’re making when you choose to wear a mask.
You’re protecting your health & the health of your community. You’re helping ease the burden on our healthcare system.
You’re standing in solidarity with disabled people & telling the government that no one is expendable
You’re protecting your health & the health of your community. You’re helping ease the burden on our healthcare system.
You’re standing in solidarity with disabled people & telling the government that no one is expendable