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author | MCR5 truther | debut POCKETKNIFE KITTY | PUNK GOES HORROR available NOW
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i'm someone who writes horror fiction & wouldn't you know it? you're someone who wants to read horror fiction
Pocketknife Kitty available now.
Pocketknife Kitty available now.
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listen to @shannon-said.bsky.social & i dig into this very specific topic on the GHOULISH podcast ghoulish.rip/breaking-dow...
My Chemical Romance would not exist without 9/11.
That might be my other Roman empire convo: While we were dealing with the 9/11 fallout, there was a cross pollination of emo and pop rock influences happening across racial boundaries.
Find me at your local bar so I can yap about it.
Find me at your local bar so I can yap about it.
June 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
listen to @shannon-said.bsky.social & i dig into this very specific topic on the GHOULISH podcast ghoulish.rip/breaking-dow...
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new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱
June 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱
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Hey pals,
Submission call responses for WET SCREAMS: A Monsterfucker anthology have went out.
We got over 500 breathtaking, hot, squelchy submissions from an amazingly diverse range of authors, picking just 20 was a CHALLENGE. Thank you to all who wrote us and really brought the heat!!! 🍑 🍆👻🖤👹🥵 💦
Submission call responses for WET SCREAMS: A Monsterfucker anthology have went out.
We got over 500 breathtaking, hot, squelchy submissions from an amazingly diverse range of authors, picking just 20 was a CHALLENGE. Thank you to all who wrote us and really brought the heat!!! 🍑 🍆👻🖤👹🥵 💦
June 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hey pals,
Submission call responses for WET SCREAMS: A Monsterfucker anthology have went out.
We got over 500 breathtaking, hot, squelchy submissions from an amazingly diverse range of authors, picking just 20 was a CHALLENGE. Thank you to all who wrote us and really brought the heat!!! 🍑 🍆👻🖤👹🥵 💦
Submission call responses for WET SCREAMS: A Monsterfucker anthology have went out.
We got over 500 breathtaking, hot, squelchy submissions from an amazingly diverse range of authors, picking just 20 was a CHALLENGE. Thank you to all who wrote us and really brought the heat!!! 🍑 🍆👻🖤👹🥵 💦
They should invent a type of hypochondria for cars and name it after me
May 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They should invent a type of hypochondria for cars and name it after me
I need to scream about how good Final Destination: Bloodlines was because HELLO?!??
May 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I need to scream about how good Final Destination: Bloodlines was because HELLO?!??
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If a war broke out between my swamp puppies and @shannon-said.bsky.social 's Pocketknife Kitties, Godzilla vs Kong style, who would win?
🐊 X 🐈
🐊 X 🐈
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱⚰️🦷
May 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If a war broke out between my swamp puppies and @shannon-said.bsky.social 's Pocketknife Kitties, Godzilla vs Kong style, who would win?
🐊 X 🐈
🐊 X 🐈
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new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱⚰️🦷
May 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱⚰️🦷
Happy Mother's Day to those who have a mother, those who don't, those who wish they did, and those who wish they didn't.
Last year, I wrote a book about the complexities of being a daughter, and if you're looking to read something with teeth, you can get Pocketknife Kitty anywhere books are sold.
Last year, I wrote a book about the complexities of being a daughter, and if you're looking to read something with teeth, you can get Pocketknife Kitty anywhere books are sold.
May 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Happy Mother's Day to those who have a mother, those who don't, those who wish they did, and those who wish they didn't.
Last year, I wrote a book about the complexities of being a daughter, and if you're looking to read something with teeth, you can get Pocketknife Kitty anywhere books are sold.
Last year, I wrote a book about the complexities of being a daughter, and if you're looking to read something with teeth, you can get Pocketknife Kitty anywhere books are sold.
"I asked ChatGPT to-" AHHH!!!! FUUUUUU- PLEASE IVE SERIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH PLEASE I'M ABOUT TO GO TO THE CROSSROADS AND ASK THE DEVIL TO JUST FUCKING TAKE ME AWAY AT THIS POINT
May 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I asked ChatGPT to-" AHHH!!!! FUUUUUU- PLEASE IVE SERIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH PLEASE I'M ABOUT TO GO TO THE CROSSROADS AND ASK THE DEVIL TO JUST FUCKING TAKE ME AWAY AT THIS POINT
it never fails that the instant I convince myself that I'm a shit, gutless, hollow writer and that I've got nothing else to give, the universe pops in to remind me what I do it all for 🥲
April 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it never fails that the instant I convince myself that I'm a shit, gutless, hollow writer and that I've got nothing else to give, the universe pops in to remind me what I do it all for 🥲
an unpleasant task that I've been stressing about for the past year and a half took me six minutes to take care of, and, well, it's nice to know myself well enough to understand this realization will have NO impact on how I manage similarly unpleasant tasks in the future
April 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
an unpleasant task that I've been stressing about for the past year and a half took me six minutes to take care of, and, well, it's nice to know myself well enough to understand this realization will have NO impact on how I manage similarly unpleasant tasks in the future
just out here collecting this genre of photograph like pokemon
April 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
just out here collecting this genre of photograph like pokemon
I met Frank Tuesday night after Dunes, and he was so kind, calm, and patient, and happily signed my setlist, even though I began talking to him about tote bags because my brain can't just stop when I've got a good thing going on. Anyway!
April 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I met Frank Tuesday night after Dunes, and he was so kind, calm, and patient, and happily signed my setlist, even though I began talking to him about tote bags because my brain can't just stop when I've got a good thing going on. Anyway!
Pocketknife Kitty restocked in South Dakota, which is definitely a different state than Florida !!
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🤓
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March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Pocketknife Kitty restocked in South Dakota, which is definitely a different state than Florida !!
locked in and loaded for anything the day may bring !!
March 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
locked in and loaded for anything the day may bring !!
happy Teenagers day 🍀
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
happy Teenagers day 🍀
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Box of books just arrived!!!
March 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Box of books just arrived!!!
Was struck with sudden, acute flank pain, nausea, sweating when I got into work this morning. And how did I take care of myself? I walked up to my nurse's station, and straight up went ☝🏻🥴 I think I'm having a medical event and almost passed out.
I am surprisingly not good in a crisis.
I am surprisingly not good in a crisis.
March 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Was struck with sudden, acute flank pain, nausea, sweating when I got into work this morning. And how did I take care of myself? I walked up to my nurse's station, and straight up went ☝🏻🥴 I think I'm having a medical event and almost passed out.
I am surprisingly not good in a crisis.
I am surprisingly not good in a crisis.
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Head bangin’ its way into our horror hearts, @nwreader.bsky.social’s Punk Goes Horror: A Mixtape Anthology is one hell of a good time. My review:
Huge thanks to @spookysterling.bsky.social for getting an ARC to me! Punk Goes Horror releases on March 11th!
open.substack.com/pub/annarose...
Huge thanks to @spookysterling.bsky.social for getting an ARC to me! Punk Goes Horror releases on March 11th!
open.substack.com/pub/annarose...
Review: Punk Goes Horror: A Mixtape Anthology edited by William Sterling
Call your chiropractor now because this is one head-bangin' good time.
open.substack.com
March 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Head bangin’ its way into our horror hearts, @nwreader.bsky.social’s Punk Goes Horror: A Mixtape Anthology is one hell of a good time. My review:
Huge thanks to @spookysterling.bsky.social for getting an ARC to me! Punk Goes Horror releases on March 11th!
open.substack.com/pub/annarose...
Huge thanks to @spookysterling.bsky.social for getting an ARC to me! Punk Goes Horror releases on March 11th!
open.substack.com/pub/annarose...
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(not to honk our own clown noses but we make some pretty cool shit)
February 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
(not to honk our own clown noses but we make some pretty cool shit)
boys in dresses 🥰
March 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
boys in dresses 🥰
Hey, kids! become a writer, and then maybe one day soon you'll also find yourself writing out a bullet list of plot points that includes some bullshit like this!
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hey, kids! become a writer, and then maybe one day soon you'll also find yourself writing out a bullet list of plot points that includes some bullshit like this!
SEVERANCE.
February 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
SEVERANCE.
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I love my woke girlfriend
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I love my woke girlfriend