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Shannapocrypha
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Engineer of ill repute and worse opinions. 30s, She/Her.
What if you serve the bratwurst on the finished and split open baked potato like it’s a hot dog and toss the onion gravy on top of it
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
CBP Agent reading this: so you want to watch the Grinch kill people

ME: I believe it is ethically necessary for the Grinch to be allowed to kill in future adaptions
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Falcon would be a Cruiserweight in MKW and a DeDeDe-sized fella in Air Riders. Crammed on those wheelies and karts and stars like a buff Waluigi
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Many an Irishman took this same path to their own thicc Latina baddie during the Mexican-American War
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
sometimes you need to get a coney dog or greek salad, or a greek salad and a coney dog at the same time
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What do you do when your dad and grandma die and you lose 1/2 your medical insurance coverage in just 4 months? You keep going like most nothing happened, apparently
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by Shannapocrypha
For those keeping track, this makes two recent, draconian pieces of anti-trans legislation — the NDAA's sports ban and now the blanket trans youth care ban — that would not have passed the House without Democratic support.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Age 3-4 or so but I know I’m not normal
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM