@shanitch.bsky.social
What a cutie patootie ❤️😻
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What a cutie patootie ❤️😻
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i see myself in you
May 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i see myself in you
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Hello sharks, I’m here today to ask for generational wealth
April 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hello sharks, I’m here today to ask for generational wealth
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The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.
March 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.
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Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community
March 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community
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Whoever puts this on their list of five things they did this week should get the employee of the year award
BREAKING: The Monitors were just hacked at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to display an AI video of Trump licking Elon Musk’s toes.
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
February 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Whoever puts this on their list of five things they did this week should get the employee of the year award
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*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*
February 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*
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YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER
I MADE A GLOBAL CAPS LOCK KEY
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS!
whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone
download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER
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Mitch McConnell voting against Hegseth is like Hannibal Lecter becoming a vegetarian on his deathbed
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I will be 32 this year and I still giggled over my gynecologist spending .69¢ to mail my yearly appointment reminder.
January 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I will be 32 this year and I still giggled over my gynecologist spending .69¢ to mail my yearly appointment reminder.
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.