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Shane M Coyle
@shanemcoyle.bsky.social
I’m never more serious than when I’m joking
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Full Self Dining
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
First, they came for the Cadillac plans…
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Medicare for some; miniature American flags for others
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Who’da thought the “Home Deport” rebrand was a bad idea?
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Grimace Over the White House

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Gabriel Over the White House - Wikipedia
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November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Brought to you by our sponsors, Blue Apron
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Now we can sit here drinking tea

and discussing the virtues of federalism

or we can start throwing punches
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Pipebomb”
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Would it have made a difference in the end?

We can never know, but history will not judge us kindly.”

From Behind the Bastards: Part One: Let's Look at the Facebook Papers, Nov 16, 2021
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Part One: Let's Look at the Facebook Papers
Podcast Episode · Behind the Bastards · 11/16/2021 · 1h 19m
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November 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
And yet we explicitly overrode the policy and didn't take the video down. There is a straight line that can be drawn from that day to today, one of the darkest days in the history of democracy and self-governance.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
From an internal Facebook chat in the aftermath of Jan 6:

“Never forget the day Trump rode down the escalator in 2015, called for a ban on Muslims entering the US and we determined that it violated our policies.
Part One: Let's Look at the Facebook Papers
Podcast Episode · Behind the Bastards · 11/16/2021 · 1h 19m
podcasts.apple.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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And you CANNOT write apologia for people who refuse to apply their rules to those who most need the rules applied and expect people to take you seriously.

You either hold the powerful accountable, or admit you have a price, and I think we’re all getting a sense of what BlueSky’s price was.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Why feet first?

Because it would hurt more!
a man with a beard is standing in a dark room looking up .
Alt: a man with a beard is standing in a dark room looking up .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How about the dip from Roger Rabbit, or does that not work on plastic?
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Pre-sidential Immunity
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They paid nothing for their stakes, so whatever it’s worth is free money, they make the money on transaction fees

The good part is that no matter whether our clients make money, or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair while a man in a suit stands behind him .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair while a man in a suit stands behind him, he looks at the camera in wonderment
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
George Santos
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sounds like someone we know
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM