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Shane M Coyle
@shanemcoyle.bsky.social
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I’m never more serious than when I’m joking
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November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Peter Thiel Doing 4 Days of Standup
Disagree with me? You might be the AntiChrist
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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A coffee mug reads “ Wu & Khan & Kanter “
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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A little Shock and Terror for Halloween, just Hangin Out, Hangin Out
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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A young woman points and says “I raised that boy. “
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Same energy
Aerial photo of Chernobyl disaster
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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US Official Physical Fitness Program "The need for increased attention to physical fitness is clearly established. The Government cannot compel us to act, but freedom demands it. A nation is merely the sum of all its citizens, and its strength, energy and resourcefulness can be no greater than theirs." John F Kennedy
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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A NY Giants fan faceplants into the pavement. Being a Giants fan isn’t even his worst quality
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Pumpkin Maple Muffins
Orange pumpkin-maple muffins cool atop a black wire rack 1. Heat oven to 350°F, prepare muffin tin with cupcake liners 2. Heat butter in small saucepan over medium heat. Cook, swirling occasionally, until butter has melted, foamed, and is starting to brown, about 5 minutes. Scrape any brown bits at bottom of pot, remove from heat and set aside 3. Whisk together flours, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ginger, turmeric, and nutmeg in medium mixing bowl 4. In large mixing bowl, whisk together pumpkin, eggs, brown sugar, and maple syrup until totally smooth. Mix in dry ingredients, then browned butter 5. Divide among prepared muffin liners, bake until tops are puffed and spring back slightly when pressed 20-25 minutes
October 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Boxed mac n cheese and microwaved creamed spinach with Costco rotisserie chicken breast
A round white plate featuring macaroni and cheese, chicken breast, and creamed spinach
October 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Chicken Cacciatore
Chicken Cacciatore over rice pilaf, in a white bowl Heat one Tablespoon of oil in a small skillet over medium heat. Cook the onions, stirring, until lightly brown and set aside 2. Dredge chicken pieces lightly in flour, shaking off excess 3. Heat remaining ½ Cup oil in heavy skillet, add chicken pieces skin side down, and cook until golden on one side about 3 minutes. Turn over and cook another 3 minutes 4. Pour off fat from skillet, add the butter, onions, and garlic. Season with salt and pepper, stir to blend then add wine, cook for about 1 minute 5. Add chicken broth and marinara, increase heat to medium-high, bring to a boil and cover tightly, cook for 15 minutes or until tender
September 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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No government agency has jurisdiction over the truth
August 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Nicolas Cage
Spurious Correlation between releases of Nic Cage movies and death by drowning by falling into a pool. tylervigen.net
August 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Me, seeing one of the tomatoes we grew becoming a perfect BLT
A woman points at a young man and says I raised that boy Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, and potato gnocchi salad
August 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Fusilli with buttered tomatoes
Pasta with fresh picked tomatoes
August 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Zucchini, I Owe You an Apology.

I Wasn't Really Familiar With Your Game.

Zucchini Bread
Zucchini bread cooling atop a wire rack Instructions 1. Adjust oven rack to middle position and heat oven to 325°F. Grease 8 ½2 by 4 ½/2-inch loaf pan (If you use a 9- by 5-inch loaf pan, start checking for doneness 5 minutes early) 2. Place zucchini in center of dish towel. Gather ends together and twist tightly to drain asmuch liquid as possible, discarding liquid (you should have ½ to 23 Cup liquid). Whisk brown sugar, oil, eggs, and vanilla together in medium bowl. Fold in zucchini 3. Whisk all-purpose flour, whole-wheat flour, cinnamon, salt, baking powder, baking soda, and nutmeg together in large bowl. Fold in zucchini mixture until just incorporated. Fold in walnuts, if using. Pour batter into prepared pan and sprinkle with granulated sugar 4. Bake until top bounces back when gently pressed and toothpick inserted in center comes out with few moist crumbs attached, 65-75 minutes. Let bread cool in pan on wire rack for 30 minutes. Remove bread from pan and let cool completely on wire rack. Serve 5. Variation: With Walnuts and Dried Cherries Substitute cocoa powder for cinnamon and ground cloves for nutmeg. Prepare bread with walnuts and add ¾ Cup dried cherries, chopped, to batter with walnuts
July 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I don’t argue with people John Brown would’ve shot
July 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Meatloaf
2 slices of meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans Instructions 1. Adjust oven rack to middle position, and heat oven to 350°F. Fold heavy-duty aluminum foil to form 9- by 5-inch rectangle. Center foil on wire rack set in rimmed baking sheet. Poke holes in foil with skewer, about 4 inch apart. Spray foil with vegetable oil spray 2. Melt butter in 12-inch skillet over medium heat. Add onion and mushrooms; cook, stirring occasion-ally, until beginning to brown, 10-12 minutes. Add tomato paste and cook, stirring constantly, until browned, about 3 minutes. Reduce heat to low; add 3 Tablespoons broth and garlic; cook, scraping bottom of pan to loosen any browned bits, until thickened, about 1 minute. Transfer mushroom mixture to large bowl to cool 3. Whisk eggs, remaining ½ Cup broth, and soy sauce together in bowl. Sprinkle gelatin over egg mixture and let sit until gelatin softens, about 5 minutes 4. Pulse bread in food processor until finely ground, 5-10 pulses. Add gelatin mixture, cooled mushroom mixture, parsley, mustard, pepper, and thyme to bread crumbs and pulse until mushrooms are finely ground, about 10 pulses, scraping down bowl asneeded. Transfer bread-crumb mixture to large bowl. Add pork and beef and mix with hands to thoroughly combine 5. Transfer meat mixture to foil rectangle and shape into 9- by 5-inch loaf using wet hands. Bake meatloaf until it registers 155°F to 160°F, 75-90 minutes. Remove from oven and turn on broiler 6. While meatloaf cooks, bring all ingredients to simmer in small saucepan over medium heat. Cook, stirring occasionally, until thick and syrupy, about 5 minutes 7. Spread half of glaze evenly over cooked meatloaf; place under broiler and cook until glaze bubbles and begins to brown at edges, about 2 minutes. Remove meatloaf from oven and spread evenly with remaining glaze; return to broiler and cook until glaze is again bubbling and beginning to brown, about 2 minutes longer. Let meatloaf cool for 20 minutes before slicing and serving
July 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Bees
July 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Birds
July 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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He has also vastly reduced the training material. Much cheaper and more efficient, just 2 books cover everything
Two books, “What they teach you at Harvard Business School,” and “What they DON’T teach you at Harvard Business School”
June 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Happy Birthday, John Brown
John Brown, Abolitionist
May 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM