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is this thing on
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pee is stored in the balls
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January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I just learned that the Borden Dairy mascot and the Elmer's Glue mascot, Elsie and Elmer, were actually MARRIED and shown together in 1950s advertisements. They had KIDS.
January 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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na na na na na
January 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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exhausting, truly exhausting
January 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
found a unitarian universalist church near my new apartment we are sooooooooo back
January 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
So Louis does NOT like snow
January 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
considering getting into rollerblading
January 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIITAN I LOVE YOU WITH ALL PF MY HEART & SOUL
Today is Chiitan's birthday!

0歳のお誕生日になりましたっ☆
いつもたくさん遊んでくれてありがとうございますっ☆
今年の目標はダメージですっ☆ずっと一緒にいてくださいねっ☆
ケーキには自分で火を点火しますねっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆
December 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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A ‘BRAT’ flag was spotted at an impeachment protest in South Korea:

“impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment”
December 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
CHIITAN ON BLUESKY LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOO
Hello Blue Sky🤍

ブルースカイに遊びに来ましたっ☆こっちではゆるキャラらしく心がけますっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆
December 4, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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do you remember summer '09
December 2, 2024 at 7:30 AM
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:)
December 1, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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i would walk through the desert i would walk down the aisle
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 AM
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The Longhorns are headed to the SEC Championship Game!

The Lone Star Showdown rivalry resumed after being put on ice for 13 years by conference realignment, and Texas wins it 17-7 over Texas A&M.
December 1, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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to be loved and to be in love
November 30, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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My body is a temple, and don’t call me Shirley
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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obsessed with these divas. just three astrology freaks who were 100% the most annoying horoscope weirdos in the group chat and got so into the stars that they basically became the first de facto christians. it's their time.
November 30, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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and then, just like everyone who gets canceled today, he came back three days later with an exponentially bigger platform and a book deal.
Sheila, Jesus was very famously cancelled it involved a cross and some nails
November 29, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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Lord of the Rings but they’re stealing cars
November 22, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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I always want to read political viewpoints that I disagree with! It’s just that I’m a purist and refuse to read them if they’re not in their original preferred format: scribbled on the walls of the urinal at the local bus stop.
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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he’s going to become the next president at liberty university now
BREAKING: Matt Gaetz withdraws nomination as Attorney General
November 21, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Seeing David Foster Wallace shortened to DFW is so crazy as a Texan.

Like wdym a metroplex wrote infinite jest
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Wait you can message people on here????? Since when?????
This Is How Your Ass Gets BLOCKED !! Take A Hike Mother Fucker !!!
November 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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i mean. can we just call them tweets
November 18, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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If this is an echo chamber then I want to be the guy who yells YODELAYHEEHOO
November 17, 2024 at 11:40 PM