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All the world’s a stage
Pinned
Tut, a pin!
smooth success
Be strew’d before your feet!
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
In good troth, it begins so.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bind fast his corky arms.
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
He lisps in ’s neighing able to entice
A miller’s mare, he’ll be the death of her.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by William Shakespeare
Where they resign their office and their light
To the disposing of her troubled brain;
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Come, grin on me
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ay me, detested! How am I beguil’d!
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Come therefore, let’s about it speedily.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
strew’d with sweets,
Which they distill now in the curbed time,
To make the coming hour o’erflow with joy,
And pleasure drown the brim.
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ll hold thee any wager,
When we are both accoutered like young men,
I’ll prove the prettier fellow of the two
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When daisies pied, and violets blue,
And lady-smocks all silver-white,
And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue
Do paint the meadows with delight
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leavy.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
pig-like he whines
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This man shall set me packing
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
By th’ law of war thou wast not bound to answer
An unknown opposite.
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the bricks are alive at this day to testify it;
therefore deny it not.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We’ll none of that
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by William Shakespeare
Full of wise saws and modern instances.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Who comes here? O heavens!
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
Allow obedience, if you yourselves are old,
Make it your cause; send down, and take my part.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reposted by William Shakespeare
For he that steeps his safety in true blood
Shall find but bloody safety and untrue.

h/t @shakespeare.lol
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I do desire it with all my heart; and I hope it is no dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the world.
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
OLIVIA
Did he write this?
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood,
To say as I said then!
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM