Shaft Bag
shaftbag.bsky.social
Shaft Bag
@shaftbag.bsky.social
Let’s have some fun, Bluesky!

We are all fucked up and life is too short to be offended by everything.
December 1, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
If you need a mattress that supports up to 1100 pounds, not having it sag or sink is the least of your worries.
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
November 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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At this point, complaining about hate on Twitter is like complaining about nudity at an orgy.
November 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
What could go wrong using the white stuff 6 days a week?
November 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Saturday night on Twitter is basically a strip club on a truck stop parking lot.
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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NEW: Jake Paul to fight Mitch McConnell. Exclusively on X Spaces.
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 PM
When I created my account I said I liked gaming and sports.

My feed is filled with virgins living in their parents’ basements and rugby fans.

I love new algorithms!
November 17, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I’ve been farting a lot today.

Who remembers this childhood classic?
November 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM
You know what will always be funny? Abortion jokes.
November 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Autumn is like politics. It’s the change you’ve been waiting for but once it arrives, you realize the past was better. #bringsummerback
November 16, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Mike Tyson trying to be the next Picasso.
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Classic Bill!
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Elon at it again
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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Man, being a kid living in Nazi Germany in the 1930-40s was lit.
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
#Cleveland fucking sucks. #hottake
November 15, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Is BlueSky going to be the woke version of X now?
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM