Shaft Bag
@shaftbag.bsky.social
Let’s have some fun, Bluesky!
We are all fucked up and life is too short to be offended by everything.
We are all fucked up and life is too short to be offended by everything.
If you need a mattress that supports up to 1100 pounds, not having it sag or sink is the least of your worries.
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
If you need a mattress that supports up to 1100 pounds, not having it sag or sink is the least of your worries.
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At this point, complaining about hate on Twitter is like complaining about nudity at an orgy.
November 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
At this point, complaining about hate on Twitter is like complaining about nudity at an orgy.
What could go wrong using the white stuff 6 days a week?
November 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
What could go wrong using the white stuff 6 days a week?
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Saturday night on Twitter is basically a strip club on a truck stop parking lot.
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Saturday night on Twitter is basically a strip club on a truck stop parking lot.
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The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
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NEW: Jake Paul to fight Mitch McConnell. Exclusively on X Spaces.
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 PM
NEW: Jake Paul to fight Mitch McConnell. Exclusively on X Spaces.
When I created my account I said I liked gaming and sports.
My feed is filled with virgins living in their parents’ basements and rugby fans.
I love new algorithms!
My feed is filled with virgins living in their parents’ basements and rugby fans.
I love new algorithms!
November 17, 2024 at 12:44 AM
When I created my account I said I liked gaming and sports.
My feed is filled with virgins living in their parents’ basements and rugby fans.
I love new algorithms!
My feed is filled with virgins living in their parents’ basements and rugby fans.
I love new algorithms!
I’ve been farting a lot today.
Who remembers this childhood classic?
Who remembers this childhood classic?
November 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I’ve been farting a lot today.
Who remembers this childhood classic?
Who remembers this childhood classic?
You know what will always be funny? Abortion jokes.
November 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
You know what will always be funny? Abortion jokes.
Autumn is like politics. It’s the change you’ve been waiting for but once it arrives, you realize the past was better. #bringsummerback
November 16, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Autumn is like politics. It’s the change you’ve been waiting for but once it arrives, you realize the past was better. #bringsummerback
Mike Tyson trying to be the next Picasso.
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Mike Tyson trying to be the next Picasso.
Man, being a kid living in Nazi Germany in the 1930-40s was lit.
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Man, being a kid living in Nazi Germany in the 1930-40s was lit.
Is BlueSky going to be the woke version of X now?
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Is BlueSky going to be the woke version of X now?