Shadowball
@shadowborgg.bsky.social
just trying not to Die before basketball season ends
There’s just no way Maluach can be any worse than Nick Richards at this point
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There’s just no way Maluach can be any worse than Nick Richards at this point
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Grayson Allen with the powerful dunk
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Grayson Allen with the powerful dunk
can’t believe my life has come to being glad to see Grayson Allen playing basketball
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
can’t believe my life has come to being glad to see Grayson Allen playing basketball
I know a 90 year old with macular degeneration who bought a pair and when I asked her how she was liking them she said they are “fucking stupid” lol
“I'm not saying these are glasses for creeps, but I can't help but feel like one while wearing them.”
Reader, they are for creeps.
Reader, they are for creeps.
I Can't Help Feeling Like a Creep Wearing Meta's New Gen 2 Glasses
Meta's new display-less smart glasses are quite good, but the vibes are off.
www.wired.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I know a 90 year old with macular degeneration who bought a pair and when I asked her how she was liking them she said they are “fucking stupid” lol
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
not sure CNNs credibility has ever been lower
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
not sure CNNs credibility has ever been lower
Tis the season
it is Small Business Saturday here at the local pawn shop, where after several months I am finally paying off that layaway item, taking full and official advantage of a fellow community member's lowest point
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Tis the season
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Booker officially shooting the worst of his career from 3 point range this season
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Booker officially shooting the worst of his career from 3 point range this season
The Dort of it all
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Dort of it all
every day I wake up and hope it’s finally The Day It Happens and I don’t think I’ll actually be happy again until it does
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
every day I wake up and hope it’s finally The Day It Happens and I don’t think I’ll actually be happy again until it does
can confirm all the tech bros from my extended family also hate AI, hell ya
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
can confirm all the tech bros from my extended family also hate AI, hell ya
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
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Most Stocks (Steals + Blocks) in the NBA over each player's last eight games:
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
🚨 New Words 🚨
Knicks Feast on the hapless Hornets
Josh Hart is good again.
tommybeer.substack.com/p/knicks-fea...
Knicks Feast on the hapless Hornets
Josh Hart is good again.
tommybeer.substack.com/p/knicks-fea...
Knicks Feast on the Hornets
Bridges has a chance to join Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley as just the third player ever to average 2+ steals and 1+ swats while posting a TS% north of 60%.
tommybeer.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Most Stocks (Steals + Blocks) in the NBA over each player's last eight games:
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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There is just way too much contact in the NBA whistled as a foul. I super don't want 90s-style ball, and maybe this is the price we have to pay, but it's aesthetically problematic
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There is just way too much contact in the NBA whistled as a foul. I super don't want 90s-style ball, and maybe this is the price we have to pay, but it's aesthetically problematic
Vecna got them big ass tubes. fucking tube head ass bitch
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Vecna got them big ass tubes. fucking tube head ass bitch
it’s almost time to get that holiday pto
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
it’s almost time to get that holiday pto
I don’t want to watch those two British guys eat food anymore. I think they’ve had enough food here.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I don’t want to watch those two British guys eat food anymore. I think they’ve had enough food here.
we love a scrappy (derogatory) Suns game on a Monday night
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
we love a scrappy (derogatory) Suns game on a Monday night
Mark Kelly voting to nominate Trumps judges and cabinet picks and still getting in deep shit is so funny and a perfect example of why you shouldnt compromise with the other side
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mark Kelly voting to nominate Trumps judges and cabinet picks and still getting in deep shit is so funny and a perfect example of why you shouldnt compromise with the other side