Christopher Morgan
@shadeofpoe.bsky.social
The love child of Gimli and Legolas. Chaotic Good and dyslexic. Ferris Bueller meets Unforgiven. Ethereally gritty. I'm not going to tell you you're awful unless you ask properly.
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i think, broadly speaking, it’s important that we start making way more and way firmer distinctions between ‘posting about it’ and ‘actually helping’
January 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i think, broadly speaking, it’s important that we start making way more and way firmer distinctions between ‘posting about it’ and ‘actually helping’
There is no more perfect casting than Randy Savage as Bonesaw.
January 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There is no more perfect casting than Randy Savage as Bonesaw.
One of the things I think about often is when I was working 3rd shift at the gas station, a dude comes in, holds me up, but he was just sad that his person broke up with him. Even waited with him for the cops to show up.
My boss yelled at me for not cleaning up the booze he spilt.
My boss yelled at me for not cleaning up the booze he spilt.
January 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One of the things I think about often is when I was working 3rd shift at the gas station, a dude comes in, holds me up, but he was just sad that his person broke up with him. Even waited with him for the cops to show up.
My boss yelled at me for not cleaning up the booze he spilt.
My boss yelled at me for not cleaning up the booze he spilt.
Watching the directors cut of RoboCop and realizing that "Mr Morgan" is basically the burke of this world.
January 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Watching the directors cut of RoboCop and realizing that "Mr Morgan" is basically the burke of this world.
For the record, when the Real Ones discuss the effectiveness of "Boob Plate" they also account for the Golden Age of Sword and Sorcery movies.
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
For the record, when the Real Ones discuss the effectiveness of "Boob Plate" they also account for the Golden Age of Sword and Sorcery movies.
I live and believe that there will be a day where I wake up to an internet that is more 2002 and less batshit, but yet...
January 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I live and believe that there will be a day where I wake up to an internet that is more 2002 and less batshit, but yet...
One of my favorite things that Terry Pratchett gave us is that Death knows the song that will end everything, but chooses not to.
January 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my favorite things that Terry Pratchett gave us is that Death knows the song that will end everything, but chooses not to.
This year I'm going to be aggressively honest and me.
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This year I'm going to be aggressively honest and me.
For the record, in a lot of times, where it counts, being clever doesn't really matter.
December 24, 2024 at 4:23 AM
For the record, in a lot of times, where it counts, being clever doesn't really matter.
Ok, so, for you new guys. just know that the media loves megaphoning this man. Everything he says, no matter how fucking insane or stupid to any rational human it sounds, they will present as an actuality. This is not the case. It is intentionally trying to gas you up.
December 24, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Ok, so, for you new guys. just know that the media loves megaphoning this man. Everything he says, no matter how fucking insane or stupid to any rational human it sounds, they will present as an actuality. This is not the case. It is intentionally trying to gas you up.
I have learned over the course of this past weekend that I really like snow, and the cold, and the Wood
December 24, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I have learned over the course of this past weekend that I really like snow, and the cold, and the Wood
Ok, I had a joke about Vigo blocking the knife then Boromir asked about the little ones.
December 18, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Ok, I had a joke about Vigo blocking the knife then Boromir asked about the little ones.
As a straightish man, Vigo saluting the Orce is fucking hot.
December 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
As a straightish man, Vigo saluting the Orce is fucking hot.
Oh, my boy just embarrassed himself, that means he's going to die soon... Am I wrong for wanting to see Sean Bean shot through 200x?
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Oh, my boy just embarrassed himself, that means he's going to die soon... Am I wrong for wanting to see Sean Bean shot through 200x?
I know Sean Bean has a whole meme legacy, but I do believe he, like his character, gets overshadowed by Vigo.
December 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I know Sean Bean has a whole meme legacy, but I do believe he, like his character, gets overshadowed by Vigo.
"Here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily" Sure Gimli, we all know the "Dark Queen" bit is coming and empires would fall for Evil Galadriel
December 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
"Here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily" Sure Gimli, we all know the "Dark Queen" bit is coming and empires would fall for Evil Galadriel
Y'all wanna hear the beast line in cinema? m.youtube.com/watch?v=Apgf...
There is still one dwarf in Moria still draw breath
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December 18, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Y'all wanna hear the beast line in cinema? m.youtube.com/watch?v=Apgf...
Look, when a man like gimli says "we should obliterate this" you should listen.
December 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Look, when a man like gimli says "we should obliterate this" you should listen.
Ok. Objectively, Arwyen says " five riders follow you, I can'tr account for the four others" or some shit. BUT, Aragorn knows he just set fire to four sons of bitches at Weathertop, but he's letting his girl just sweat it.
December 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Ok. Objectively, Arwyen says " five riders follow you, I can'tr account for the four others" or some shit. BUT, Aragorn knows he just set fire to four sons of bitches at Weathertop, but he's letting his girl just sweat it.
If I see the word "drone" one more time...
December 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
If I see the word "drone" one more time...
I have a shirt that has a legally distinct phrase + book/rainbow image that has no other ties to any other ip, however I really like wearing it around my neighborhood because you can see every single adult who grew up watching Giordi talk about books and it is magical.
December 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I have a shirt that has a legally distinct phrase + book/rainbow image that has no other ties to any other ip, however I really like wearing it around my neighborhood because you can see every single adult who grew up watching Giordi talk about books and it is magical.
I got nothing, I'm just happy.
December 13, 2024 at 10:42 PM
I got nothing, I'm just happy.
The greatest curse I bear is that Santa Con always occurs on my birthday.
December 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
The greatest curse I bear is that Santa Con always occurs on my birthday.
What they don't tell you about being emotionally aware is that there is no world where you're not going to sound like an ass, and you have to embrace that.
December 13, 2024 at 10:05 PM
What they don't tell you about being emotionally aware is that there is no world where you're not going to sound like an ass, and you have to embrace that.
May we all find the joy that GI Robot has when he finds Nazis. It's pure, it's child like. it's what humans are supposed to feel. Also, Creature Commandos or Howling Commandos or whatever the hell this is is fun.
December 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
May we all find the joy that GI Robot has when he finds Nazis. It's pure, it's child like. it's what humans are supposed to feel. Also, Creature Commandos or Howling Commandos or whatever the hell this is is fun.