Christopher Morgan
@shadeofpoe.bsky.social
The love child of Gimli and Legolas. Chaotic Good and dyslexic. Ferris Bueller meets Unforgiven. Ethereally gritty. I'm not going to tell you you're awful unless you ask properly.
For the record, when the Real Ones discuss the effectiveness of "Boob Plate" they also account for the Golden Age of Sword and Sorcery movies.
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
For the record, when the Real Ones discuss the effectiveness of "Boob Plate" they also account for the Golden Age of Sword and Sorcery movies.
I apparently have exactly three moods...
December 4, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I apparently have exactly three moods...
I will say Duolingo understands their brand and I love them for this.
December 2, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I will say Duolingo understands their brand and I love them for this.
Just a boy standing in front of an impossibility saying "fuck you."
November 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Just a boy standing in front of an impossibility saying "fuck you."
Show me your pet and what they're named after:
October 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Show me your pet and what they're named after:
Why does Morrigan have 4 boobs now?
August 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Why does Morrigan have 4 boobs now?
My two cats are the vampire protagonist of your a24 bisexual fantasy.
June 28, 2024 at 1:43 AM
My two cats are the vampire protagonist of your a24 bisexual fantasy.
This is an example of exceptional writing.
December 1, 2023 at 2:46 PM
This is an example of exceptional writing.
I've never felt my soul wither like just now. What sort of nostalgia starved sad, suburban, 90s kid parent is trying to sell their kid on this direct sequel to a movie based on an All at hat skit.
November 17, 2023 at 9:38 PM
I've never felt my soul wither like just now. What sort of nostalgia starved sad, suburban, 90s kid parent is trying to sell their kid on this direct sequel to a movie based on an All at hat skit.
The children at the school where we vote understand humanity in a way that will forever elude me.
November 7, 2023 at 2:58 PM
The children at the school where we vote understand humanity in a way that will forever elude me.
There's only one gun 9bsessed, militant space Eagle I will follow without question
October 29, 2023 at 1:24 PM
There's only one gun 9bsessed, militant space Eagle I will follow without question
The badger at the HP experience near Harold SQ looks more like a koala cursing god.
October 26, 2023 at 5:21 PM
The badger at the HP experience near Harold SQ looks more like a koala cursing god.