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SG John
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John. 30. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈 Midwesterner in the Chicagoland area. Interests include videogames and anime, including Castlevania, Pokémon, Death Note, One Piece, and Splatoon. I also enjoy cooking and technology
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Introductory post.

I'm John, 28. Some things I like are:
Pokémon
Castlevania
One Piece
Splatoon
Hollow Night
Ace Attorney
Food
Cooking
Bara
Big men

I might not post a lot, but you'll probably find me in various reply threads. If anyone has follow recs, let me know
I need to advance the story so I can see more of Philippe 😩
He could absolutely wreck me and I'd thank him for it
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So I've been playing Pokémon Legends: Z-A since Friday, and I need this man to do whatever he wants with me 🥵
October 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wallpaper time! What’s your phone’s Lock Screen?

I like Franky, plus it just looked cool 😅
July 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I know inflation's hitting everyone, but this is ridiculous! 😂
June 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You're a Grass-Type Gym Leader~
🌿 Post your team 🍃
May 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Explain your @

Fandom, identity, first name, and birth year
Explain your @

It's my first name, and the "last name" of my eldest "baby."

And it's recently changed, too. I'm more than just what's under my jeans. 😉
Explain your @

I’m just the tiny daddy in your phone
April 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
IL Residents:
Public transit in the Chicago region is facing a funding crisis that could lead to drastic cuts in 2026. Tell the Illinois General Assembly to Save Transit Now. www.rtachicago.org/take-action

Not only will such budget cuts affect transit passengers, but also worsen traffic congestion
Regional Transportation Authority | Save Transit Now
Chicago's transit system is facing a fiscal cliff in 2026 that will mean drastic service cuts across CTA, Metra,and Pace. The RTA is advocating for…
www.rtachicago.org
April 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you see this, post a puppet
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Tried replacing my phone's battery. Got the old one out and the new one in, but the connector pins for the screen were damaged along the way. Now the screen doesn't work…
February 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What better to do with the extra berry syrup I had leftover than to put it on pancakes? And there's still more for next time!
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Made another cheesecake. 🍽️
This time I mixed cinnamon and brown sugar into it (can't see it in the pic, but it's there), and made a mixed berry (strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, and raspberry) syrup to top it. Tastes fantastic!
February 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just had my best pulls ever in #Pokémon TCG Pocket! Opened 10 cards at once and got a crown Palkia, 2-star Dialga, and a 1-star Shaymin! I also pulled this neat 2-star Yanmega a little earlier
February 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
In better news, I made these cheesecake-swirled brownies last night, just cut into them today and they're so good! 🍽️
January 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Only just been sworn in and he's already shitting on everyone. Strap in, it's gonna be a long one…
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What's with Glalie and that deep "heh"? 🤣
January 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Set a new lock screen wallpaper. It's not too in your face, is it?
January 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Read the thread and spread it around! If you or someone you know is a UK citizen, follow the instructions listed. Make your voices heard and tell government not to screw over artists in favor of AI training models
THREAD 1/?:
It's time to get serious.

The UK government wants to relax laws surrounding copyright in relation to AI and the companies that want to train it and steal art to make their corporate slop.

WHAT YOU CAN DO:
January 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
December 30, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Decided to try my hand at making brownies this Christmas. Fell apart when I went to cut into them, but they turned out pretty good. Really chocolatey, plus I mixed cinnamon into the batter
December 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
December 22, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Idk what they mean by "toys snoozin'…", but it sounds like something forbidden in Dressrosa
December 22, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by SG John
WE ARE (ducks)
YouTube video by SilliS
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December 5, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Got lucky tonight, my first 3-Star pull!
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Are you kidding me? That's already been my life for all of 2024!
November 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I know it doesn't look the prettiest, but it came out pretty good! 🍽️
November 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM