Spencer Gibson Hazen
sghazen.bsky.social
Spencer Gibson Hazen
@sghazen.bsky.social
Ranting into the void
Trump is that guy who’s trying to get as much mileage out that one joke that made everyone laugh that one time. He’s like “Zohran, Zohran! have you heard my groceries bit?!”
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Trump on Zohran Mamdani: "Some of his ideas really are the same ideas that I have."
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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via CSPAN

Trump on Zohran Mamdani: "Some of his ideas really are the same ideas that I have."
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
When was someone gonna tell me there are 25 Bond movies? I live under a goddamn rock.
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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An early take of @bwecht.bsky.social doing his career-defining, award-winning role “Count Whackula”
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Same guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times shut down the U.S. government 4 times in 5 years of being President. They wanted him to run the government like his businesses and that’s exactly what he’s doing.
October 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What an impressive turn around. First, Borderlands 4 was “made for the Switch 2”. Now it’s delayed indefinitely… why can’t they just be honest with us from the beginning.
September 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
theonion.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cities in Pokémon have always looked bad, we were just more forgiving when our screens were 3 inches wide.
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Hold on to your butts
September 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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HAPPY LABOR DAY
August 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The Last Whale
August 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Once he’s fixed NYC, I need Zorhan to tackle Mariokart World
June 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Nashville you were INCREDIBLE!!! Thanks for rocking out with us in such a glamorous and cosmopolitan nature!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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HELLO MUSIC CITY!!! We’re HERE and SO READY to make articulate and graceful music for you!!!!
June 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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True
June 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You were so close, Thom Yorke, but then you had to play both sides of a Genocide
May 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m not catastrophizing, my thoughts are simply transcending reality
May 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I feel like I’m an inside joke, but in like a good way. Like, I don’t know, fuck, you had to be there.
May 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM