Lever-actioning the SSG is the kind of wacky shit I’m on board with. This video made me squirt buckshot. This vid rewrote my DNA like Amanda Waller did to make another Batman. This vid tenderly played with my balls while stimulating my prostate. This vid cuddled me until I fell asleep in its arms.

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

Until the last, dying breath of X, I will still call it Twitter.

2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”

2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”

Gently stuff me into a storage cube

I wish I had more friends to hang with

For my lovely #vtubers joining BlueSky:

Whether you're a big or small creator, it can cost you less than 1USD to verify yourself on BlueSky, and it's better than a blue checkmark.

This is done by simply changing your handle to a domain name that you own.

Let's see how!
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Manual transfer of Following complete. Incredible how much faster this website loads. Now to lurk for the foreseeable future...

This place is nothing but my friends being nice and drawings of sexy women this is incredible