Sfgamer
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AI thinks I look better in pictures (profile photo AI generated, and damn, I’d date me)
You can upgrade anything these days
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You can upgrade anything these days
In that weird moment of shuffle kismet, my mix played ‘dancing on my own’ followed immediately by ‘dancing by myself’. now I can only picture Billy idol and Tony standing on opposite sides of an empty dance floor, but dancing kind of angrily toward each other but never meeting in the middle.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
In that weird moment of shuffle kismet, my mix played ‘dancing on my own’ followed immediately by ‘dancing by myself’. now I can only picture Billy idol and Tony standing on opposite sides of an empty dance floor, but dancing kind of angrily toward each other but never meeting in the middle.
I’m really not sure what the App Store is trying to sell me
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m really not sure what the App Store is trying to sell me
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
David Pee Roth
David Pee Roth
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Urince
Urince
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Dick Jagger
Dick Jagger
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
David Pee Roth
David Pee Roth
Why on earth does it take 20 HOURS to recover a lost business password after having gone through all the other identification protocols @apple.com? Were you paying for me to do nothing on the clock?
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Why on earth does it take 20 HOURS to recover a lost business password after having gone through all the other identification protocols @apple.com? Were you paying for me to do nothing on the clock?
I am going to my first curling lesson this Sunday. Watch out world…my broom skills are about to upgrade.
a curling player named mike mcewen is playing in the continental cup
ALT: a curling player named mike mcewen is playing in the continental cup
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November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I am going to my first curling lesson this Sunday. Watch out world…my broom skills are about to upgrade.
For the way they presented their ethos, I had a much higher opinion of slugs than it turns out I really should have.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
For the way they presented their ethos, I had a much higher opinion of slugs than it turns out I really should have.
And then one day you are completely honest with yourself…there is no more fighting and the truth shines through…and you finally have the courage to admit….you are a dead ringer for the Lorax
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
And then one day you are completely honest with yourself…there is no more fighting and the truth shines through…and you finally have the courage to admit….you are a dead ringer for the Lorax
Well…it’s nice to put a face to the name I guess….
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well…it’s nice to put a face to the name I guess….
For the record though, I cannot recommend falling off of a ladder with an almost 200 pound ceiling fan in tow. The injuries to various tendons and ligaments have not been worth it, but maybe the random limping is eye catching? The hospital bills without insurance though? Not. Hot.
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
For the record though, I cannot recommend falling off of a ladder with an almost 200 pound ceiling fan in tow. The injuries to various tendons and ligaments have not been worth it, but maybe the random limping is eye catching? The hospital bills without insurance though? Not. Hot.
This has, without a doubt, been one of the weirdest, loneliest summers I have ever spent. A toast to a few real friends who have been there for me. Some others….well, the compassion has been noted. The upshots of the season? I now have 2 apps published that are making money(but come on …
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This has, without a doubt, been one of the weirdest, loneliest summers I have ever spent. A toast to a few real friends who have been there for me. Some others….well, the compassion has been noted. The upshots of the season? I now have 2 apps published that are making money(but come on …
I am finally killing my Wells Fargo account….too many fees…I’ve switched to Chime, and if you are thinking of switching banks, we both can a free $100 if you join Chime to (and set up direct deposit). Click the link below and check it out chime.com/r/allanhosme...
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August 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am finally killing my Wells Fargo account….too many fees…I’ve switched to Chime, and if you are thinking of switching banks, we both can a free $100 if you join Chime to (and set up direct deposit). Click the link below and check it out chime.com/r/allanhosme...
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July 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Uh-oh….gayliens are descending on San Francisco….hide your twinks, protect your daddies, and happy pride
June 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Uh-oh….gayliens are descending on San Francisco….hide your twinks, protect your daddies, and happy pride
When a mash up works, it really works….
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When a mash up works, it really works….
Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows
Reposted by Sfgamer
It is lovely and pleasant that the most unpleasant people in our society are right now very scared and unhappy
June 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It is lovely and pleasant that the most unpleasant people in our society are right now very scared and unhappy
First mock up images - screen shot from an iPhone 16
June 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
First mock up images - screen shot from an iPhone 16
I hopefully will be releasing a new card game app to the iOS App Store in the coming weeks. I’ve never tried anything like this before, but I’m hoping it will have some success. Wish me luck!
May 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I hopefully will be releasing a new card game app to the iOS App Store in the coming weeks. I’ve never tried anything like this before, but I’m hoping it will have some success. Wish me luck!
I cannot tell you how much I want this dog
May 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I cannot tell you how much I want this dog
I just came to the realization to that I will never be able to visit my mother’s remains again. This on top of the absolutely worst time of my life, and, well…wow. Give your mom a hug today, no matter how you feel about her. You may one day never have the chance again.
May 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just came to the realization to that I will never be able to visit my mother’s remains again. This on top of the absolutely worst time of my life, and, well…wow. Give your mom a hug today, no matter how you feel about her. You may one day never have the chance again.
I mean, do we know that they won’t?
Cancer: You will become famous for trying to prove that the San Diego Zoo’s camels will substitute for a tauntaun if the temperature drops.
May 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I mean, do we know that they won’t?
It’s like shouting into a void.
May 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It’s like shouting into a void.
I haven’t turned my Xbox on in months. I think I now own an Ex-Box.
April 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I haven’t turned my Xbox on in months. I think I now own an Ex-Box.