Simon F
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Simon F
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Pathological Londoner enjoying later life in the Scottish Highlands
Reposted by Simon F
He received a prophecy that his firstborn daughter was destined to kill him
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
And thank YOU for doing what you do
@mistyswoman.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Perhaps they felt the opening letter needed more of a 'celebratory' swoop rather than the somewhat utilitarian 'c' of the snickers font.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Pity. I hoped he'd get back on the horse after the disappointing Kinds Of Kindness.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I found this interesting, and underlines that most things aren't as one-zero as they're often portrayed.
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He must frequently be in areas where he only sees white faces. Where's his outrage about the "lack of integration" there?
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Oh but look she's a wife AND a mother!

The tomb of the unknown wifemother.
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Now if there were a GBN4...
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
You should randomly post that exact 4-word message every now and then, just to be slightly freaky.
September 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
And is the same size as his human antagonists.

I think he accepted a certain degree of cartoon-licensed reality-distortion but had his limits.
September 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I never thought of saying that, but even if I had he'd've probably dismissed it as too lazy and convenient an explanation.
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Or in this case the existence of a bottom lip.
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And... SO moving...

Excuse me I just - I can't -
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
You do if you're at a branch of Cromarty Bakery.
September 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You could end that after "There are pedants" and it'd apply to everything.
September 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A friend, knowing full well how he sounded, complained about cartoons for being "too unrealistic".

eg Elmer's trapped Bugs in a crate with chains & locks, is pleased with himself, then a tap on the shoulder - "Neeee, what's up doc?" That sort of thing infuriated my friend - "How's he done that?!"
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM