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Simon F
@sfeegrade.bsky.social
Pathological Londoner enjoying later life in the Scottish Highlands
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Beautifully coloured chap, very vocal - before filming, wouldn't shut up, much miaow-purring "breeow", rolled around ON THE KERB if you please, then jumped up at the merest tap on the wall. Note braced paw deployment. Went all tranquil, heard a bird, forgot we existed.
September 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Enough cocaine to fill a football stadium." But which one?
July 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Even just *reading* this setlist is sending me into a coma.
July 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
KFC-flavoured toothpaste at £9.50 a tube has sold out in 48 hours. Why are so many people so incredibly stupid?
June 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Christ on a scooter. She should be escaping him but she's just had a baby with him.
June 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Next up, it's not The Fall but here's a contender for the Festive 50, it's Viscount with their splendid new ditty Inflation-Proof Bastards"
June 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"More from that Raincoats session later but next up, and I'm sure this is at the right speed, here's Antisocial Hang Glider"
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My friend Matt did this
May 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
FYI there was way, WAY more of this than these brief clips indicate. Nearly 10 minutes non-stop. It clearly would've continued for as long as I stayed, even if it were hours.

I suggest no other animal in existence has ever enjoyed a fence post corner this much, or ever will.
May 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Avoch, Highlands. Always engaging, instant approach, ready purr, a few initial breeeowws - WARNING: happy to stay with you seemingly until the end of time - difficult to tear yourself away from, can cause serious delay. Impressive rubbage, as you can see.
May 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Astonishingly "this email was identified as junk".

I like "due to various financial indices"
April 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Following this and Murder Before Evensong film rights already acquired for:

A Decapitation In The Vestry
Murder By Hymnbook
A Slit Throat During The Psalms
Gunshots At Vespers
Poisoned In The Pulpit
Bludgeoned To Death On The Altar
A Pew Full Of Corpses
One Of The Congregation Is A Psycho
April 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Just one survey of course, but still, this is bad.
April 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Fortrose, Scottish Highlands. Always reliable veteran tabby, very vocal greeter, guaranteed tail-up walk-towards, headscratch acceptance, today followed by flop-down roll-around.
April 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It's an interesting piece on an important topic. But his suspense-building "what can I possibly he talking about?" at the start is kind of ruined by the headline.
March 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM