@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Beautifully coloured chap, very vocal - before filming, wouldn't shut up, much miaow-purring "breeow", rolled around ON THE KERB if you please, then jumped up at the merest tap on the wall. Note braced paw deployment. Went all tranquil, heard a bird, forgot we existed.

"Enough cocaine to fill a football stadium." But which one?

Even just *reading* this setlist is sending me into a coma.

KFC-flavoured toothpaste at £9.50 a tube has sold out in 48 hours. Why are so many people so incredibly stupid?

Christ on a scooter. She should be escaping him but she's just had a baby with him.

"Next up, it's not The Fall but here's a contender for the Festive 50, it's Viscount with their splendid new ditty Inflation-Proof Bastards"

"More from that Raincoats session later but next up, and I'm sure this is at the right speed, here's Antisocial Hang Glider"

My friend Matt did this

FYI there was way, WAY more of this than these brief clips indicate. Nearly 10 minutes non-stop. It clearly would've continued for as long as I stayed, even if it were hours.

I suggest no other animal in existence has ever enjoyed a fence post corner this much, or ever will.

@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Avoch, Highlands. Always engaging, instant approach, ready purr, a few initial breeeowws - WARNING: happy to stay with you seemingly until the end of time - difficult to tear yourself away from, can cause serious delay. Impressive rubbage, as you can see.

Astonishingly "this email was identified as junk".

I like "due to various financial indices"

Following this and Murder Before Evensong film rights already acquired for:

A Decapitation In The Vestry
Murder By Hymnbook
A Slit Throat During The Psalms
Gunshots At Vespers
Poisoned In The Pulpit
Bludgeoned To Death On The Altar
A Pew Full Of Corpses
One Of The Congregation Is A Psycho

Just one survey of course, but still, this is bad.

@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Fortrose, Scottish Highlands. Always reliable veteran tabby, very vocal greeter, guaranteed tail-up walk-towards, headscratch acceptance, today followed by flop-down roll-around.

It's an interesting piece on an important topic. But his suspense-building "what can I possibly he talking about?" at the start is kind of ruined by the headline.