Seymour Bermudez
@seymourbermudez.bsky.social
I think they should draw and quarter a poptart at half field
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think they should draw and quarter a poptart at half field
At an indoor water park and haven't seen a single trump hat or shirt. That seems important
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
At an indoor water park and haven't seen a single trump hat or shirt. That seems important
Im going to start a podcast about how famous character actors with a scar got that scar
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Im going to start a podcast about how famous character actors with a scar got that scar
Obama confirmed for Jessuary on @yourkickstartersucks.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Obama confirmed for Jessuary on @yourkickstartersucks.com
A bear is just a giant rat
December 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A bear is just a giant rat
It's so depressing that we are ruled by morons like this guy because he was the beneficiary of probably the worst acquisition of the dot com boom
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's so depressing that we are ruled by morons like this guy because he was the beneficiary of probably the worst acquisition of the dot com boom
Damn dude what if 330m people were in it?
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Damn dude what if 330m people were in it?
I would give anything to live in the Wham! music video for Last Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I would give anything to live in the Wham! music video for Last Christmas
That's what you get for a cowardly FG attempt
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That's what you get for a cowardly FG attempt
This guy's on drugs!
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This guy's on drugs!
I think if every American had to listen to musk or sacks or altman speak for just fifteen seconds, we would be living in a totally different country
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think if every American had to listen to musk or sacks or altman speak for just fifteen seconds, we would be living in a totally different country
Just put a good looking person out there and have them read FDR speeches
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just put a good looking person out there and have them read FDR speeches
Letting the dumbest, smelliest kid on the block, who everyone hates, take your lunch money
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Letting the dumbest, smelliest kid on the block, who everyone hates, take your lunch money
Impatiently waiting for "I will put Hegseth and Miller in prison for life" to become the consensus Dem platform
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Impatiently waiting for "I will put Hegseth and Miller in prison for life" to become the consensus Dem platform
Homes dot com exec: can we get the two most irritating humans on earth for our commercials?
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Homes dot com exec: can we get the two most irritating humans on earth for our commercials?
Posting this on the TV too high subreddit, shutting it down immediately
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Posting this on the TV too high subreddit, shutting it down immediately
The people who write the copy about the balloons during the thanksgiving parade are society's greatest deviants
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The people who write the copy about the balloons during the thanksgiving parade are society's greatest deviants
If I was in Star wars I would hunt Chewbacca's son Lumpy for sport
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I was in Star wars I would hunt Chewbacca's son Lumpy for sport
Me hoping our wet president enjoyed the TV show Hannibal
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me hoping our wet president enjoyed the TV show Hannibal
The new predator is not wet enough. What is up with that
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The new predator is not wet enough. What is up with that
NA Corona is goated
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
NA Corona is goated
Me after 1 gummy trying to tell my warzone squad where I am on the map
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me after 1 gummy trying to tell my warzone squad where I am on the map
The badgers play in a basketball game at 3pm central time on Peacock on Friday. Blow the current media environment up and start over.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The badgers play in a basketball game at 3pm central time on Peacock on Friday. Blow the current media environment up and start over.
Every time I watch a bobs burgers ep I am convinced at least one character is voiced by Paul F Tompkins
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Every time I watch a bobs burgers ep I am convinced at least one character is voiced by Paul F Tompkins