Gooby 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦
@settlerking.bsky.social
"Proudly posting legally actionable threats since since the dawn of the millennium"
Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.
Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.
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Gooby 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦
@settlerking.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Bluesky is a great outlet for my amphetamine habit and grandiose sense of self importance.
Seeing online lib people glaze the leader of the christian democrats of my home country as an intelligent and thoughtful leader is very funny. This woman's party like wants to do all the anti queer and anti abortion shit trump does, hell they want more, they'd ban gay marriage too if they could
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Seeing online lib people glaze the leader of the christian democrats of my home country as an intelligent and thoughtful leader is very funny. This woman's party like wants to do all the anti queer and anti abortion shit trump does, hell they want more, they'd ban gay marriage too if they could
My trick for this years halloween is putting a bundle of sugar cubes wrapped in slowly dissolving casings in your gas tank so you'll have an engine failure in the middle of the highway later
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My trick for this years halloween is putting a bundle of sugar cubes wrapped in slowly dissolving casings in your gas tank so you'll have an engine failure in the middle of the highway later
I just saw a freaking goblin in my bathroom. He was taunting me whenever I looked at him with his ugly, stupid face. Luckily i managed to smash the mirror he was hiding in so i think he's dead now.
September 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I just saw a freaking goblin in my bathroom. He was taunting me whenever I looked at him with his ugly, stupid face. Luckily i managed to smash the mirror he was hiding in so i think he's dead now.
Rip bozo, you won't be missed rest in piss
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Rip bozo, you won't be missed rest in piss
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I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
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But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
I withdrew from a contract with my neighbour that ensured he wouldnt build a fence on my property despite the fact I had built several things on his land in the past. Then when he started hinting he'd build on my property now that i broke the deal I burned his house down in self defense. Vote for me
June 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I withdrew from a contract with my neighbour that ensured he wouldnt build a fence on my property despite the fact I had built several things on his land in the past. Then when he started hinting he'd build on my property now that i broke the deal I burned his house down in self defense. Vote for me
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
I've found that I can reliably become quite a lot more charming than my usual awkward autistic self by pretending Im a dnd dungeon master playing a really charming guy. I have an actual character sheet on dnd beyond for this. I just act like he would and pretend it's dnd.
And yes, it works somehow
And yes, it works somehow
June 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I've found that I can reliably become quite a lot more charming than my usual awkward autistic self by pretending Im a dnd dungeon master playing a really charming guy. I have an actual character sheet on dnd beyond for this. I just act like he would and pretend it's dnd.
And yes, it works somehow
And yes, it works somehow
Been offline a lot, been dealing with a mental health episode (I was feeling better) but it's under control now and I'm thankfully back to normal.
June 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Been offline a lot, been dealing with a mental health episode (I was feeling better) but it's under control now and I'm thankfully back to normal.
What do you mean supporting a reactionary republican could harm my EV company? That's nonsense. Now go get me more ketamine.
June 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What do you mean supporting a reactionary republican could harm my EV company? That's nonsense. Now go get me more ketamine.
Drinking my evil juice and thinking of how I'll misuse public tax dollars for the public good instead of more F35's
May 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Drinking my evil juice and thinking of how I'll misuse public tax dollars for the public good instead of more F35's
I going to kill the little birthday boy in a violent revolution to seize the limited edition lord of the rings lego sets his parents got him
May 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I going to kill the little birthday boy in a violent revolution to seize the limited edition lord of the rings lego sets his parents got him
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I have got to outgay these straggots
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have got to outgay these straggots
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May 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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trying to explain how cool polarising filters on cameras are
May 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
trying to explain how cool polarising filters on cameras are
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Ume, the tapir calf, is the perfect, pretty little baby! 🩷
May 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ume, the tapir calf, is the perfect, pretty little baby! 🩷
I was executed by the wokesheviks in the no-nut-november revolution for cuntrevolutionary activity
May 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I was executed by the wokesheviks in the no-nut-november revolution for cuntrevolutionary activity
I have been enlightened by the woodland gnome to email a pipebomb to my local data center
May 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I have been enlightened by the woodland gnome to email a pipebomb to my local data center
Gonna start calling hetrosexual movie relationships 'stragslop'
May 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Gonna start calling hetrosexual movie relationships 'stragslop'
Gonna call mice flightless bats from now on
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gonna call mice flightless bats from now on
Gnarpslop I reply to the little green man as i reject his blueprints for a fusion reactor
May 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Gnarpslop I reply to the little green man as i reject his blueprints for a fusion reactor